Get ready to light up a cigar and pop champagne — Baby Kardashian is nearly here!
According to TMZ, Blac Chyna is at the hospital and about to give birth to her first child with Rob Kardashian — and the first heir to the Kardashian name since the birth of Rob himself.
The couple are reportedly at Cedars-Sinai hospital, where Chyna is in her birthing suite and awaiting a C-section at 8:30 a.m. PST. That means, by lunchtime, Baby Girl Kardashian will be here.
Sources say Kris Jenner is already there with her man Corey Gamble, and the grandmomager-to-be is already making deals on behalf of her grandchild: namely, with hospital staff who are being less than accommodating to the reality TV cameras and crew that showed up to film the birth. Kris also arranged for a team of bodyguards to protect her brood, most likely from lurkers trying to beat her to the punch with a photograph.
In any case, it sounds like everything is going according to plan. Finally, something to distract us from the misery going on in the real world.
See the couple's full plan to cash in on their baby's birth with BET Breaks above.
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