10 Lap Dances We Don’t Want to See Nicki Minaj Give

There's a list of folks we don't want to see in that chair.

10. Barack Obama - Nicki Minaj has been giving a lot of lap dances out lately, but there's a list of folks we don't want to see sitting in that chair. One is our beloved president Barack Obama, for reasons that need not be explained. We just beg Nick not to taint his image with this one. (Photo: Eric Thayer/Getty Images)

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10. Barack Obama - Nicki Minaj has been giving a lot of lap dances out lately, but there's a list of folks we don't want to see sitting in that chair. One is our beloved president Barack Obama, for reasons that need not be explained. We just beg Nick not to taint his image with this one. (Photo: Eric Thayer/Getty Images)

9. Wiz Khalifa - Please don't give Amber Rose a reason to ever say anything. Ever. (Photo: Scott Gries/PictureGroup)

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9. Wiz Khalifa - Please don't give Amber Rose a reason to ever say anything. Ever. (Photo: Scott Gries/PictureGroup)

8. T.I. - Besides the fact that he's been locked down for a minute and might get too excited, T.I.'s wife Tiny has also let people know via Twitter that she will spazz on any woman who gets next to her man. (Photo: Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)

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8. T.I. - Besides the fact that he's been locked down for a minute and might get too excited, T.I.'s wife Tiny has also let people know via Twitter that she will spazz on any woman who gets next to her man. (Photo: Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)

7. Rihanna - We understand that they are BFFs, but a lap dance would just be too much closeness for these two. Plus, Rihanna has got enough freaky in her records to last a lifetime. Correction: Some men want to see this one.(Photo: Jeff Gross/Getty Images)

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7. Rihanna - We understand that they are BFFs, but a lap dance would just be too much closeness for these two. Plus, Rihanna has got enough freaky in her records to last a lifetime. Correction: Some men want to see this one.(Photo: Jeff Gross/Getty Images)

6. Rick Ross - The thought of Rick Ross in this position doesn't sit right with us. Not to mention, the chair seems kinda small. (Photo: Rick Diamond/Getty Image)

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6. Rick Ross - The thought of Rick Ross in this position doesn't sit right with us. Not to mention, the chair seems kinda small. (Photo: Rick Diamond/Getty Image)

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5. Nelly - Even though she gives out lap dances during her performance, we're still highly bothered by the thought of Nelly swiping a credit card down her...um, you know. Remember Nelly's "Tip Drill?" 'Nuff said. (Photos: Adrian Sidney )

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5. Nelly - Even though she gives out lap dances during her performance, we're still highly bothered by the thought of Nelly swiping a credit card down her...um, you know. Remember Nelly's "Tip Drill?" 'Nuff said. (Photos: Adrian Sidney )

4. Kanye West - The last thing we want to read about on a blog is how Kanye West went to a strip club and told some random stripper, "I'm a let you finish, but Nicki Minaj got the best lap dance of all time."(Photo: Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

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4. Kanye West - The last thing we want to read about on a blog is how Kanye West went to a strip club and told some random stripper, "I'm a let you finish, but Nicki Minaj got the best lap dance of all time."(Photo: Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

3. Joe Jackson - Okay, fine. It's not really the lap dance, we just don't want to see Joe Jackson. (Photo: Arnold Turner/BET/PictureGroup)

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3. Joe Jackson - Okay, fine. It's not really the lap dance, we just don't want to see Joe Jackson. (Photo: Arnold Turner/BET/PictureGroup)

2. Eminem - Considering what we've seen Em do to blow-up dolls of his ex-wife on stage, we're afraid for Nicki's safety on this one.(Photo: Larry Busacca/Getty Images For The Recording Academy)

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2. Eminem - Considering what we've seen Em do to blow-up dolls of his ex-wife on stage, we're afraid for Nicki's safety on this one.(Photo: Larry Busacca/Getty Images For The Recording Academy)

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1. Ellen DeGeneres - The No. 1 person we don't want to see Nicki giving a lapdance to is Ellen. We know, however, that if Nicki hits up her show, it may be inevitable. Still, we don't want it, we don't need it. (Photo: FirstView/PictureGroup)

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1. Ellen DeGeneres - The No. 1 person we don't want to see Nicki giving a lapdance to is Ellen. We know, however, that if Nicki hits up her show, it may be inevitable. Still, we don't want it, we don't need it. (Photo: FirstView/PictureGroup)