Celebrity Quotes of the Week: R. Kelly Compares Chris Brown to Jesus Christ

Plus, quotes from 50, Kanye and Madea.

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R. Kelly on Chris Brown:  - "He got knocked down a little bit and he climbed up. You know, that sounds like [Muhammad] Ali to me. That sounds like Martin Luther King to me. That sounds like a lot of the greats that have walked this earth. It even sounds a little bit like Jesus to me." (Photo: David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews) 

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Kanye West on what it's like to do his job: - "That mountain goes really, really high. And if I slipped … You never know. And I think about it. I think about my family and I'm like ‘Wow, this is like being a police officer or something, in war...’" (Photo: Survivor, PacificCoastNews)

50 Cent on Kanye West’s recent media rants and the impact it has on his quest to get a clothing line:  - "I don't know how that helps. The problem [with] what he's talking about… it doesn't make any [sense]."(Photo: Ben Gabbe/Getty Images)

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50 Cent on Kanye West’s recent media rants and the impact it has on his quest to get a clothing line:  - "I don't know how that helps. The problem [with] what he's talking about… it doesn't make any [sense]."(Photo: Ben Gabbe/Getty Images)

Something to Keep Her Warm - The one thing Madea trusts is her Glock handgun. (Photo: Lionsgate/Tyler Perry Company) 

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Tyler Perry as Madea on Same-Sex Marriage: - "They can come to our house for Christmas. They just can't share the same room!  That's all. So come on, eat and sit down. But ya'll can't be in the same room!"

Timbaland, @Timbaland - Tweet: "listening 2 my new album. mann i can't wait to y'all hear this"Timbo produced some of the hottest albums last year, from Jay Z's Magna Carter Holy Grail to Justin Timberlake's The 20/20 Experience and Beyoncé's self-titled surprise LP. But it sounds like Mr. Mosley saved just enough heat to light up his own musical inferno. #cantwait(Photo: Larry Busacca/Getty Images for Samsung)

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Timbaland on music’s new generation:  - "They have no stars."(Photo: Larry Busacca/Getty Images for Samsung)

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President Obama speaking at Nelson Mandela’s memorial:  - “We will never see the likes of Nelson Mandela again. But let me say to the young people of Africa, and young people around the world — you can make his life's work your own.” (Photo: AP Photo/Matt Dunham)

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President Obama speaking at Nelson Mandela’s memorial:  - “We will never see the likes of Nelson Mandela again. But let me say to the young people of Africa, and young people around the world — you can make his life's work your own.” (Photo: AP Photo/Matt Dunham)

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Jay-Z on Nelson Mandela:  - "He spent 27 years in prison [and] came out to be president. All dreams are possible."  (Photo: Devone Byrd, PacificCoastNews)

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Sophia Vergara on being a business woman:  - "I'm not ashamed to say I love making money. I like business, and the truth is I save way more than I spend.” (Photo: WMTV, PacificCoastNews)

Jordin Sparks on her label taking five years to put out her next LP:  - "It's been almost five years ... Ask them, how long does it take? I mean, it's not like they're literally shot-blocking.”  (Photo: Slaven Vlasic/Getty Images)

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Jordin Sparks on her label taking five years to put out her next LP:  - "It's been almost five years ... Ask them, how long does it take? I mean, it's not like they're literally shot-blocking.” (Photo: Slaven Vlasic/Getty Images)

Mike Tyson when no one applauded his entrance at a news conference:  - “There’s no way I’m Charles Manson . . . but I’m never going to be a Mother Teresa, either.” (Photo: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

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Mike Tyson on being banned from the United Kingdom for his prior criminal conviction:  - "I apologize to my fans that were inconvenienced, however, please know I am currently working diligently with the proper authorities to regain access next year for my UK tour." (Photo: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

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Rashida Jones on pop stars like Miley Cyrus flexing their sexuality to promote their music:  - “Can't I just like a song without having to take an ultrasound of some pop star's privates?"  (Photo: Theo Wargo/Getty Images for IFP)

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Rashida Jones on pop stars like Miley Cyrus flexing their sexuality to promote their music:  - “Can't I just like a song without having to take an ultrasound of some pop star's privates?" (Photo: Theo Wargo/Getty Images for IFP)

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Kordell Stewart (via his lawyer) on Porsha Stewart after the couple’s divorce was finalized:  - "For reasons we cannot understand, [Porsha] displayed a reckless abandonment of anything close to the truth over the last eight months. We are also hopeful that Porsha will stop vilifying Kordell at every opportunity." (Photo: Aguilar/Goodrich, PacificCoastNews.com)