Diddy's Top Ten WTF Quotes

Moguls say the darndest things.

Scent of a Man - "He [Barack Obama] smells like Unforgivable and cocoa butter. Mixed up." -- Metacafe interview after being shown a picture of Barack Obama and asked what his fragrance would smell like (May 24, 2010).

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Scent of a Man - "He [Barack Obama] smells like Unforgivable and cocoa butter. Mixed up." -- Metacafe interview after being shown a picture of Barack Obama and asked what his fragrance would smell like (May 24, 2010).

Twitter Crazy - "Yesterday I fell in love... today feels like my funeral," Diddy tweeted.

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Twitter Crazy - "Yesterday I fell in love... today feels like my funeral," Diddy tweeted.

Mission Impossible - "I would like y'all to go into Time Square and sing for 2 hours. By the time you get into Brooklyn, you'll be able to pick me up some cheesecake. After that go to Queens, sing there for 2 hours. I need y'all to sing for an extra hour in front of Yankee Stadium. Sing all the way across the George Washington Bridge. Oh yeah, y'all gotta walk all the way back across the George Washington Bridge singing all the way." -Making the Band 4: Season 1

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Mission Impossible - "I would like y'all to go into Time Square and sing for 2 hours. By the time you get into Brooklyn, you'll be able to pick me up some cheesecake. After that go to Queens, sing there for 2 hours. I need y'all to sing for an extra hour in front of Yankee Stadium. Sing all the way across the George Washington Bridge. Oh yeah, y'all gotta walk all the way back across the George Washington Bridge singing all the way." -Making the Band 4: Season 1

What's in a Name? - "It was Puffy, then it was Puff Daddy. Then it was Diddy. No, no, no, then it was P. Diddy. I'm even confused." -- "Friday Night with Jonathan Ross" interview (June 2010)

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What's in a Name? - "It was Puffy, then it was Puff Daddy. Then it was Diddy. No, no, no, then it was P. Diddy. I'm even confused." -- "Friday Night with Jonathan Ross" interview (June 2010)

White Knight - "I feel safe in white because deep down inside, I'm an angel," says Diddy.

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White Knight - "I feel safe in white because deep down inside, I'm an angel," says Diddy.

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Running Scared - "I went to McDonald's and I got food poisoning. So I'm in the middle of a scene [Broadway's A Raisin in the Sun]. If you ever have food poisining its running right through you. It was tight but I made it." -- "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" interview describing the craziest thing that ever happened to him.(Photo by Michael Kovac/FilmMagic)

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Running Scared - "I went to McDonald's and I got food poisoning. So I'm in the middle of a scene [Broadway's A Raisin in the Sun]. If you ever have food poisining its running right through you. It was tight but I made it." -- "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" interview describing the craziest thing that ever happened to him.(Photo by Michael Kovac/FilmMagic)

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50 Cent Vs. T.I. - Though they've shared the same stage, 50 Cent and T.I. haven't always been cool. Fif made an underhanded comment about T.I.'s gun charge, and though it can be argued that there have been some subliminals, T.I. never truly responded. As the king of the South, he's confident in how he wears his crown. The Winner: Tip (Photo: Scott Gries/Getty Images)

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Walk on By - "I have this foot thing. A fetish thing that I like but it's also a fear. Like, I really fear a long second toe. An extra long second toe." -- "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" interview sharing a phobia.(Photo by Scott Gries/Getty Images)

Putting His Foot Down - "I somehow get to see the foot on the first date. It's like mandatory. Whatever it takes. I may not go for a kiss but I'm definitely gonna see if that second toe is long." -- "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" interview describing a must for a first date.(Photo by Brad Barket/PictureGroup)

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Putting His Foot Down - "I somehow get to see the foot on the first date. It's like mandatory. Whatever it takes. I may not go for a kiss but I'm definitely gonna see if that second toe is long." -- "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" interview describing a must for a first date.(Photo by Brad Barket/PictureGroup)

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Brain Game - "Mind f***ing is in control of a situation that the other person doesn't realize that you're in control of. And they never really realized that you were in control of it. You're one of the best mind f***ers in the game though." -- "Nightline" with Martin Bashir interview (June 10, 2010)(Photo by Vince Bucci/Getty Images)

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Brain Game - "Mind f***ing is in control of a situation that the other person doesn't realize that you're in control of. And they never really realized that you were in control of it. You're one of the best mind f***ers in the game though." -- "Nightline" with Martin Bashir interview (June 10, 2010)(Photo by Vince Bucci/Getty Images)

Politics As Usual - "Attention John McCain, my name is Diddy and you are bugging the fuck out. Alaska? Alaska? Alaska? Come on man. I don't even know if there's any Black people in Alaska. What she, I mean, what in the hell! Alaska? You should've got Michelle Obama to be your running mate. Yo, you would let her keep your kids? What's the reality in Alaska? There's not even no crackheads in Alaska. No Black people. There's not even no, crime?" -- Diddy/Obama Blog (2008)

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Politics As Usual - "Attention John McCain, my name is Diddy and you are bugging the fuck out. Alaska? Alaska? Alaska? Come on man. I don't even know if there's any Black people in Alaska. What she, I mean, what in the hell! Alaska? You should've got Michelle Obama to be your running mate. Yo, you would let her keep your kids? What's the reality in Alaska? There's not even no crackheads in Alaska. No Black people. There's not even no, crime?" -- Diddy/Obama Blog (2008)