Thanks to the magic of Twitter, we were all privy to an impulsive series of retirement threats courtesy of Soulja Boy back in 2009. “F**k all of y’all,” he wrote. “I’m taking my money and leaving. Gonna go blow kush and live my 2nd dream. This rap s**t lame now.” Since then, he’s released his third album, The DeAndre Way, and a few mixtapes.