Big Pun was a great rapper. And, at 698 pounds at the time of his death in 2000, we'd wager he was a pretty good eater too. And if he came back from the dead for our humble feast, you know he'd have to ball out a bit with his multi-course offering. "Champagne on the rocks, rockin' a Fort Knox Lazarus / Shark salad with carrots, pork chops and applesauce," he rapped on Nore's "Banned From TV." It's definitely time to loosen your belt.