20 Half-Baked Remixes of Pop Hits

Top 20 heaters with a 4/20 Day twist.

'Pass the Dutchie' - Today is 4/20, aka The Smoker's Holiday, and in observance of green day, we've remixed a few classic pop hits to pay homage to Mary Jane. Read on now as we envision Beyoncé, Bruno Mars, Michael Jackson, Lionel Richie and more turning up on hazed out remixes and smoke anthems. — Michael Harris (@IceBlueVa)(Photos from left: Ron Sachs-Pool/Getty Images, Gary Merrin/Getty Images, Cori Wells Braun/Corbis, Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

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'Pass the Dutchie' - Today is 4/20, aka The Smoker's Holiday, and in observance of green day, we've remixed a few classic pop hits to pay homage to Mary Jane. Read on now as we envision Beyoncé, Bruno Mars, Michael Jackson, Lionel Richie and more turning up on hazed out remixes and smoke anthems. — Michael Harris (@IceBlueVa)(Photos from left: Ron Sachs-Pool/Getty Images, Gary Merrin/Getty Images, Cori Wells Braun/Corbis, Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

'Smoke Shop' - Macklemore and Ryan Lewis's "Thrift Shop" would have been a high-powered hit as well if they had paid homage to Mary Jane. We can hear everyone singing now, "I'm gonna cop some weed, only got twenty dollars in my pocket / I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a lighter, this is f**king awesome."(Photo: Macklemore LLC)

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'Smoke Shop' - Macklemore and Ryan Lewis's "Thrift Shop" would have been a high-powered hit as well if they had paid homage to Mary Jane. We can hear everyone singing now, "I'm gonna cop some weed, only got twenty dollars in my pocket / I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a lighter, this is f**king awesome."(Photo: Macklemore LLC)

'Holy Scale' - Jigga made his career off his weight-pushing rhymes, so a tribute to the chronic wouldn't be a far stretch. Imagine Hov spitting a reworking of "Holy Grail" with, "Godd**n it I like it / That weed is enticing / But look what it did to Meth and them / All that smoke in one night, black out after I take flight."(Photo: Courtesy of Roc-A-Fella Records)

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'Holy Scale' - Jigga made his career off his weight-pushing rhymes, so a tribute to the chronic wouldn't be a far stretch. Imagine Hov spitting a reworking of "Holy Grail" with, "Godd**n it I like it / That weed is enticing / But look what it did to Meth and them / All that smoke in one night, black out after I take flight."(Photo: Courtesy of Roc-A-Fella Records)

Photo By Courtesy of Roc-A-Fella Records

'Uptown Skunk' - Bruno and Mark Ronson would win the hearts of smokers everywhere with a blazed out session of "Uptown Funk" with, "I’m too high (hot damn) / Call me the fireman / I’m too high (hot damn) / Make me wanna eat and lay down, man."(Photo: Sony Music Entertainment UK Ltd.)

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'Uptown Skunk' - Bruno and Mark Ronson would win the hearts of smokers everywhere with a blazed out session of "Uptown Funk" with, "I’m too high (hot damn) / Call me the fireman / I’m too high (hot damn) / Make me wanna eat and lay down, man."(Photo: Sony Music Entertainment UK Ltd.)

'What Makes You High' - One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful" could get you lifted with a slight twist like, "Baby you light up my world like nobody else / The way that you get me high gets me overwhelmed / But when the smell hits the room it ain't hard to tell / You don't know, oh oh / You don't know, Mary, you're beautiful."(Photo: Simco Limited / Sony Music Entertainment UK Limited)

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'What Makes You High' - One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful" could get you lifted with a slight twist like, "Baby you light up my world like nobody else / The way that you get me high gets me overwhelmed / But when the smell hits the room it ain't hard to tell / You don't know, oh oh / You don't know, Mary, you're beautiful."(Photo: Simco Limited / Sony Music Entertainment UK Limited)

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'Weed and I Smoke It' - LMFAO has been known to get the party rocking so "Sexy And I Know It" could take on a whole new life if they turn up with, "When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he high / I smoke that heat, walking down the street in my new LaFreak / Yeah, this is how I roll, blunts or papers, you already know / It's Redfoo with the chronic to blow / And like Crucial Conflict / I got the hay."(Photo: Interscope Records)

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'Weed and I Smoke It' - LMFAO has been known to get the party rocking so "Sexy And I Know It" could take on a whole new life if they turn up with, "When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he high / I smoke that heat, walking down the street in my new LaFreak / Yeah, this is how I roll, blunts or papers, you already know / It's Redfoo with the chronic to blow / And like Crucial Conflict / I got the hay."(Photo: Interscope Records)

'One Hitter' - Usher may like girls that are "Good Kissers" and can roll kush, but that "One Hitter" could get him right too. It'll only take one good pull from the bong to have him singing, "I done been around the world, I done smoked a lot of herb /   So I'm guessing that it's true / Make me holla and I bet a million dollars / Don't nobody get me right like you, bang, bang, bang."(Photo: RCA records / Sony Music Entertainment)

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'One Hitter' - Usher may like girls that are "Good Kissers" and can roll kush, but that "One Hitter" could get him right too. It'll only take one good pull from the bong to have him singing, "I done been around the world, I done smoked a lot of herb /   So I'm guessing that it's true / Make me holla and I bet a million dollars / Don't nobody get me right like you, bang, bang, bang."(Photo: RCA records / Sony Music Entertainment)

'Girl Scout Cookie Jar' - Gym Class Heroes couldn't keep their hands out of the "Cookie Jar," but while women make them hot, they could get lifted if they rewrote the lyrics with, "I like weed / It calms me / It smokes so good without no seeds / Want you to be the one, and my only / I want to be sober / but I can't keep my hands out the girl scout cookie jar."(Photo: Fueled By Ramen / Decaydance)

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'Girl Scout Cookie Jar' - Gym Class Heroes couldn't keep their hands out of the "Cookie Jar," but while women make them hot, they could get lifted if they rewrote the lyrics with, "I like weed / It calms me / It smokes so good without no seeds / Want you to be the one, and my only / I want to be sober / but I can't keep my hands out the girl scout cookie jar."(Photo: Fueled By Ramen / Decaydance)

'Hazy' - It really wouldn't be "Crazy" to imagine Gnarls Barkley singing the lyrics, "I remember when I lost my mind / There was something so pleasant about that phase / Even your aroma had me mellow /...You make me hazy."(Photo: Downtown Records / Atlantic Records)

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'Hazy' - It really wouldn't be "Crazy" to imagine Gnarls Barkley singing the lyrics, "I remember when I lost my mind / There was something so pleasant about that phase / Even your aroma had me mellow /...You make me hazy."(Photo: Downtown Records / Atlantic Records)

'Buddha Sack' - Justin Timberlake could really bring "Sexy Back" and get nice in the process with, "I'm bringing the buddha sack (yeah) / Them other drugs have you acting wack (yeah) / I think it's special, what's behind your back? (yeah) / So turn around and let's puff on that loud pack."(Photo: Zomba Recording, LLC)

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'Buddha Sack' - Justin Timberlake could really bring "Sexy Back" and get nice in the process with, "I'm bringing the buddha sack (yeah) / Them other drugs have you acting wack (yeah) / I think it's special, what's behind your back? (yeah) / So turn around and let's puff on that loud pack."(Photo: Zomba Recording, LLC)

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'Blunted' - Chris has made no secret that he enjoys the company of Mary. His "Run It" lyrics could be flipped into an ode to the green lady with, "Is that blunt fully rolled? / If it ain't, lemme know! / Let me see if I can get you blunted, blunted / Girl indeed, I can get you blunted, blunted."(Photo: Zomba Recording, LLC)

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'Blunted' - Chris has made no secret that he enjoys the company of Mary. His "Run It" lyrics could be flipped into an ode to the green lady with, "Is that blunt fully rolled? / If it ain't, lemme know! / Let me see if I can get you blunted, blunted / Girl indeed, I can get you blunted, blunted."(Photo: Zomba Recording, LLC)

'Take a Hit' - Rihanna's Take a Bow' could be a closing ballad as the smoke session comes to an end. With a twist to her and the herb parting ways, RiRi's cannabis make over could be, "Eyes finally closing / That was quite a toke / Very entertaining / But it's over now (but it's over now) / Go on and take one more hit / But it's over now."(Photo: The Island Def Jam Music Group)

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'Take a Hit' - Rihanna's Take a Bow' could be a closing ballad as the smoke session comes to an end. With a twist to her and the herb parting ways, RiRi's cannabis make over could be, "Eyes finally closing / That was quite a toke / Very entertaining / But it's over now (but it's over now) / Go on and take one more hit / But it's over now."(Photo: The Island Def Jam Music Group)

'Smoke With You' - The King of Pop cold have mellowed out even more with a blunted mix of "Rock With You" if he sang, "Girl, close your eyes / Let that izm get into you / Don't try to fight it / There ain't nothing that you can do / Relax your mind / Lay back and smoke a pound / You got to feel that heat / And we can smoke the doobie / Share that stanky herb / I wanna smoke with you (all Night)."(Photo: MJJ Productions Inc.)

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'Smoke With You' - The King of Pop cold have mellowed out even more with a blunted mix of "Rock With You" if he sang, "Girl, close your eyes / Let that izm get into you / Don't try to fight it / There ain't nothing that you can do / Relax your mind / Lay back and smoke a pound / You got to feel that heat / And we can smoke the doobie / Share that stanky herb / I wanna smoke with you (all Night)."(Photo: MJJ Productions Inc.)

'Hit the Bong' - Mr. Richie taught us how to party "All Night Long" in the '80s and he could set everybody straight on 4/20 Day too with a cannabis-inspired take on his classic turn up. We can hear Lionel waking and baking now, singing, "Well, my friends, the time has come / To hit the herb and have some fun / Throw away the seeds 'cause they are no fun / Let the water run on / Everybody chill, everybody enhanced / Lose yourself in wild 'dro plants /... Hit the bong! (all night) / Hit the bong! (all night) / Hit the bong! (all night)."(Photo: Motown Records / UMG Recordings, Inc.)

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'Hit the Bong' - Mr. Richie taught us how to party "All Night Long" in the '80s and he could set everybody straight on 4/20 Day too with a cannabis-inspired take on his classic turn up. We can hear Lionel waking and baking now, singing, "Well, my friends, the time has come / To hit the herb and have some fun / Throw away the seeds 'cause they are no fun / Let the water run on / Everybody chill, everybody enhanced / Lose yourself in wild 'dro plants /... Hit the bong! (all night) / Hit the bong! (all night) / Hit the bong! (all night)."(Photo: Motown Records / UMG Recordings, Inc.)

'Light Up' - Paula was "Straight Up" with hers, but this hit and run remix would have mellowed us all out had she sang, "Light up, now tell me if you really want to smoke this blunt together? / Oh, oh, oh / Pass it to the left so we can have some fun."(Photo: Virgin Records)

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'Light Up' - Paula was "Straight Up" with hers, but this hit and run remix would have mellowed us all out had she sang, "Light up, now tell me if you really want to smoke this blunt together? / Oh, oh, oh / Pass it to the left so we can have some fun."(Photo: Virgin Records)

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'Cannabis Everyday' - Prince loves purple, so it wouldn't be too far of a stretch to see his classic jam "Rasberry Beret" taking a stroll down ganja lane with, "I wanna smoke cannabis everyday / The kind you find in a dispensary store / I wanna smoke cannabis everyday / And if it runs out we gotta get plenty more / I wanna smoke cannabis everyday / I think I love her." (Photo: Frank Micelotta/Getty Images)

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'Cannabis Everyday' - Prince loves purple, so it wouldn't be too far of a stretch to see his classic jam "Rasberry Beret" taking a stroll down ganja lane with, "I wanna smoke cannabis everyday / The kind you find in a dispensary store / I wanna smoke cannabis everyday / And if it runs out we gotta get plenty more / I wanna smoke cannabis everyday / I think I love her." (Photo: Frank Micelotta/Getty Images)

'Chronic' - "Chronic" can be "Toxic," too, depending on the strain, and Britney could get us all lifted with, "Oh, the taste on my lips / I'm on a ride / This chronic got me going under / It's sweet taste taking me to paradise / I'm addicted to you / Don't you know that you're chronic? / And I love what you do."(Photo: Zomba Recording, LLC)

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'Chronic' - "Chronic" can be "Toxic," too, depending on the strain, and Britney could get us all lifted with, "Oh, the taste on my lips / I'm on a ride / This chronic got me going under / It's sweet taste taking me to paradise / I'm addicted to you / Don't you know that you're chronic? / And I love what you do."(Photo: Zomba Recording, LLC)

'4/20 Day' - Mariah Carey and Boyz II Men's No. 1 hit "One Sweet Day" could get everyone lifted paying homage to the sticky icky with, "And I know you're rolling up like seven / Like so many friends on this special day / And I know we'll eventually smoke together / On 4/20 day."(Photo: Sony BMG Music Entertainment)

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'4/20 Day' - Mariah Carey and Boyz II Men's No. 1 hit "One Sweet Day" could get everyone lifted paying homage to the sticky icky with, "And I know you're rolling up like seven / Like so many friends on this special day / And I know we'll eventually smoke together / On 4/20 day."(Photo: Sony BMG Music Entertainment)

'Toker Face' - Lady Gaga kept her "Poker Face" on when she plotted on the opposite sex, but reworking her mission with "Toker Face" would have the goth pop queen riding high if she sang, "I wanna smoke' em like they do in Colorado, please / Inhale him, let it hit me, pass it baby, to the right of me (I love it) / Love your magical upliftment, crush the weed with the grinder to start / And after he's been cooked, roll up another one and restart."(Photo: Interscope Records)

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'Toker Face' - Lady Gaga kept her "Poker Face" on when she plotted on the opposite sex, but reworking her mission with "Toker Face" would have the goth pop queen riding high if she sang, "I wanna smoke' em like they do in Colorado, please / Inhale him, let it hit me, pass it baby, to the right of me (I love it) / Love your magical upliftment, crush the weed with the grinder to start / And after he's been cooked, roll up another one and restart."(Photo: Interscope Records)

'Acapulco Gold No. 420 (A Little Bit of Mary in My Life)' - The girls had Lou Bega wound up with"Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of...)," but a little bit of weed could clearly calm him down if he ever took flight with, "A little bit of ganja in my life / A little bit of chronic by my side / A little bit of killa is all I need / A little bit of reefer rolled up in blunt / A little bit of Mary all night long / A little bit of doja for the fam / Serving them packs makes you the man."(Photo: Lautstark / BMG / RCA Records)

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'Acapulco Gold No. 420 (A Little Bit of Mary in My Life)' - The girls had Lou Bega wound up with"Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of...)," but a little bit of weed could clearly calm him down if he ever took flight with, "A little bit of ganja in my life / A little bit of chronic by my side / A little bit of killa is all I need / A little bit of reefer rolled up in blunt / A little bit of Mary all night long / A little bit of doja for the fam / Serving them packs makes you the man."(Photo: Lautstark / BMG / RCA Records)

'If I Were a Joint' - Beyoncé wondered how she would deal with her devious man with "If I Were a Boy," and this is how she'd probably feel if she was that lovely green all wrapped up. "If I were a joint / Even just for a day / I'd get rolled in the morning / And to wake and bake I'd go / Drink beer with the guys / And chase after girls / I'd kick it with the homies / And I'd never be seeded / Cause that sticky icky is just me."(Photo: Sony BMG Music Entertainment)

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'If I Were a Joint' - Beyoncé wondered how she would deal with her devious man with "If I Were a Boy," and this is how she'd probably feel if she was that lovely green all wrapped up. "If I were a joint / Even just for a day / I'd get rolled in the morning / And to wake and bake I'd go / Drink beer with the guys / And chase after girls / I'd kick it with the homies / And I'd never be seeded / Cause that sticky icky is just me."(Photo: Sony BMG Music Entertainment)