Love According to Plies

Plies is the greatest romantic of modern times.

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Get Your Valentine's Day Cards Ready - You're about to witness quotable words of love from the one and only Plies. You may want to have your pen ready to jot a few down for that special shawty, lil boo, or bust it baby (or all three) in your life. — Janice Llamoca(Photo: Prince Williams/WireImage)

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'I Exposed Her to the Real and Now She Hate Lame' - When you come across a real person in your life, it's hard to go back to anything superficial and un-real. Song: "Shawty" featuring T-Pain(Photo: Shareif Ziyadat/FilmMagic)

'If I Wasn't Married to the Streets, It'd Be You' - Don't worry, baby. You're next in line.Song: "Bust It Baby, Pt. 2" featuring Ne-Yo(Photo: Vallery Jean/FilmMagic)

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'If I Wasn't Married to the Streets, It'd Be You' - Don't worry, baby. You're next in line.Song: "Bust It Baby, Pt. 2" featuring Ne-Yo(Photo: Vallery Jean/FilmMagic)

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'I Want It off the Market / Put It in the Freezer' - It's nerve-wracking to tell someone you're dating that you're ready to be exclusive. Let Plies help you. Song: "Faithful" featuring Rico Love(Photo: Annamaria DiSanto/WireImage)

Photo By Photo: Annamaria DiSanto/WireImage

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'Take Your Shoes off and I'll Rub Your Fat Toes / Let Me Pour Kool-Aid on You Real Slow / And I'll Kiss It All off Before It Hits the Floor' - There's nothing more romantic than telling your partner exactly what you want to do to him or her.Song: Usher's "Daddy's Home" featuring Plies(Photo: Vallery Jean/FilmMagic)

Photo By Photo: Vallery Jean/FilmMagic

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"I Know I've Said This S**t Before, but Bae I Mean It This Time / You Deserve the Best and How I Feel I Deserve the Same / You Deserve a Real N***a and I Deserve a Queen" - Warning: Only use this quote if you're ready to propose. Song: "Smile" featuring Rico Love(Photo: Shareif Ziyadat/FilmMagic)

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'Speaking for the Goons, Thank God for Making You' - No better way to tell someone that you appreciate him or her.Song: "Bust it Baby, Pt. 2" featuring Ne-Yo(Photo: Prince Williams/FilmMagic)

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'I Just Thought 'Cause You Loved Me, That You Would Forever Understand' - Feel free to quote this entire song if you are telling your Valentine any type of "I'm sorry."Song: "2 Good 4 Me"(Photo: Johnny Nunez/WireImage)

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'Been Your No. 1 Fan Ever Since I Seen You, Girl' - Love at first sight truly does exist.Song: "#1 Fan" featuring Keyshia Cole and J. Holiday(Photo: Ray Tamarra/Getty Images for BMI)

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'If I Had to Explain You in One Word, It Would Be Everything' - Plies doesn't need many words to explain how he's feeling. You don't either. Song: "Find You" featuring Lil Wayne and K Camp(Photo: Bennett Raglin/BET/Getty Images for BET)

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'Like Your Sex, But More in Love of Whatcha Do' - For when you get to the point in the relationship when it goes past the physical and into the little things.Song: "Bust It Baby, Pt. 2" featuring Ne-Yo(Photo: Prince Williams/WireImage)