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All Hail The Queen! - Attention! Attention! Our Patron Saint of Petty, Blac Chyna, aka the soon-to-be Angela Kardashian, has announced that she and her fiancé, Rob Kardashian, are expecting a child. What does this mean? Oh, so many things. AK will be birthing a Kardashian child, and if that child is a boy, then it would be the only child to carry the Kardashian name into the sunset. Do you realize what you just read? This is a monumental moment in history, one that has made a mess of a situation even messier, the best way possible. And for that Blac Chyna deserves her own soundtrack. So here's a musical toast to you, Angela. You did it! - Kathy Iandoli(Photo: Splash News)

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Jay Z - "Encore" - She came, she saw, she conquered.(Photo: Bauer-Griffin/Splash News)

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Master P ft. Fiend, Silkk The Shocker, Mia X, and Snoop Dogg - "Make'Em Say UGH" - This is basically the sound ("UGH") the Kardashian-Jenners probably made when they heard the good news.(Photo: XPX/Star Max/GC Images) 

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Diplomats - "I Really Mean It" - Seriously, Angela takes no prisoners.(Photo: Splash News)

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Lauryn Hill - "Lost Ones" - The Kardashians might win some, but they just lost one.(Photo: LA Photo Lab / Splash News)

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Juicy J ft. A$AP Rocky - "Scholarship" - That child will have infinite college tuition money, so no need for anything drastic.(Photo: Pap Nation / Splash News)

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Alicia Keys - "Girl On Fire" - No really, this...girl...is...on...FIRE.(Photo: Photographer Group / Splash News)

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Drake ft. Soulja Boy - "We Made It" - When your ex thought he nosedived into a goldmine and you were right behind him on the low...(Photo: Tom Briglia/WireImage) 

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Brandy & Monica - "The Boy Is Mine" - The Rob is hers.(Photo: Paras Griffin/Getty Images) 

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Future - "F**k Up Some Commas" - After checking out that engagement ring, commas are all over Chyna's future.(Photo: Tom Briglia/FilmMagic) 

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R. Kelly - "Half On A Baby" - In case you were wondering how Rob and Chyna achieved this world domination.(Photo: Prince Williams/FilmMagic) 

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Trina - "Da Baddest B***h" - Accurate.(Photo: Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images for BET) 

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Nicki Minaj - "Itty Bitty Piggy" - Shout out to Chyna sometimes looking like vintage Barbz. This is for you.(Photo: Photographer Group / Splash News)

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Kanye West - "Power" - No one woman should have all this power.(Photo: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images) 

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French Montana - "Ain't Worried About Nothin" - It's a requirement to throw the rap equivalent of "Hakuna Matata" into the mix since, basically, Chyna is about to be worry-free.(Photo: Splash News)

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Drake - "Trophies" - They DO make an award for that: a Kardashian offspring.(Photo: Guillermo Proano/WENN)

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