Today, the moms and moms-to-be let it all hang out. First, there were reports that Alyssa Milano “showed off” her baby bump. But it seems all Alyssa Milano did was leave her house and her baby bump had no choice but to go along for the ride. However, Kim Zolciak of Real Housewives of Atlanta put down the cigarettes the paparazzi keep catching her with and actually did show off her pregnant belly, in a bikini for a photo shoot for Life & Style magazine. The wigged reality star shared that she is eating (yay!) this pregnancy, more than she did with her two earlier pregnancies. And that she has gained 20 pounds so far. Bravo, Kim.
On the opposite end of the Proud Mama spectrum were the recent antics of reality star Amber Portwood, taking naked pictures that were, of course, leaked onto the internet. Posed in such a way that her most private parts aren’t visible, Amber shows off a little nipple and a lot of the tattoo of her daughter Leah that is across her torso. The only comfort that comes from the photos is that though Portwood became famous on Teen Mom, she is now a legal 20-years-old.
So, in one day we have stories celebrating fully dressed baby bumps, bikini-clad baby bumps and a butt naked lady who got famous for having a baby bump when she was just a baby herself. It’s like a Bizarro World Mother’s Day that also included Kanye tweeting that “gold diggin' b-----s be getting pregnant on purpose.” Like Amber Portwood’s naked photos, you’re just one thing, Kanye: so classy.