The most reviled member of the Kardashian clan finally has someone in his corner. Scott Disick, baby daddy of Kourtney Kardashian, has found a budding bromance with Kim’s new hubby, Kris Humpries. According to Us Weekly, the pair have been spending a lot of time together in New York City while their significant others bring home the bacon.
"Scott is full of tips, man. I don't know which I should take and which I shouldn't take," Humphries says. "But Scott and I are becoming closer because we're hanging out a lot in New York. We're just all about living life."
According to Humphries, living life includes “working out a ton and getting out when I can." Um, that sound an awful lot like being in prison.
It’s no wonder he has bonded with fellow jailbird Disick, who — if their reality show is to be believed — lives under the constant scrutinizing eye of his girl, Kourtney, and her family. It’s a feeling that Kris, who has not yet won over the tightly-knit Kardashian clan, is likely familiar with.
Another "Mr. Kardashian," Khloe’s husband, Lamar Odom, has also tried offering Kris some newlywed advice. "He's given me tips along the way, but I'm just kind of flying at my own pace," Kris said dismissively.
Kris, if you know what’s good for you, ditch Scott and follow Lamar’s example. Nothing will get you in with the Kardashians like winning a championship or two.
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