Fashion Police! What Not to Wear

Toni Braxton - A leather bib! Nice.<BR><BR>Next time, the leather should stay on the purse and away from being fashioned into a halter top.

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Toni Braxton - A leather bib! Nice.<BR><BR>Next time, the leather should stay on the purse and away from being fashioned into a halter top.

Fashion Police - Somebody call the fashion police! Michelle Williams looks like she’s been dressed by a blind drag queen.

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Michelle Williams - It's like she was dressed by a blind drag queen. Lose some of the accessories, lady. Not fierce.

Keyshia Cole - If this dress were any tighter, her cups would definitely runneth over. Keyshia, increase your dress size by 30% and it might be okay.

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Keyshia Cole - If this dress were any tighter, her cups would definitely runneth over. Keyshia, increase your dress size by 30% and it might be okay.

Bishop Don Juan - His style usually oozes with pimp juice, but this time he run’s a little dry.

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Bishop Don Juan - His style usually oozes with pimp juice, but this time he run’s a little dry.

Keri Hilson - It's not quite leggings, not quite tights, not quite black, not quite blue ... Whatever it is, this outfit is not quite right.

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Keri Hilson - It's not quite leggings, not quite tights, not quite black, not quite blue ... Whatever it is, this outfit is not quite right.

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Kelis - Kelis channels a hip Disney character in a wind tunnel.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;We got it! She's taking style tips from Minnie Mouse. Aw.

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Kelis - Kelis channels a hip Disney character in a wind tunnel.<BR><BR>We got it! She's taking style tips from Minnie Mouse. Aw.

Paula Abdul - The bag she could get away with, but the shoes ... No!&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Hello? Oh, she can't hear us over her jacket screaming &quot;Beat it!&quot;

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Paula Abdul - The bag she could get away with, but the shoes ... No!<BR><BR>Hello? Oh, she can't hear us over her jacket screaming "Beat it!"

Dennis Rodman - This retired baller is looking awfully D-list to our eyes ... So, we guess that explains it.

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Dennis Rodman - This retired baller is looking awfully D-list to our eyes ... So, we guess that explains it.

Yo-Yo - We hate to talk about legends, but Yo-Yo just did a No-No with this outfit. A cheap prom dress is not going to make you feel young. It only makes you look dumb.

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Yo-Yo - We hate to talk about legends, but Yo-Yo just did a No-No with this outfit. A cheap prom dress is not going to make you feel young. It only makes you look dumb.

Eve - Please. Support. For the girls' sakes. This shirt is showing a little more than our eyes want to see.

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Eve - Please. Support. For the girls' sakes. This shirt is showing a little more than our eyes want to see.

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Mel B. - Space barbie double-take. We know she's the former Scary Spice girl and all, but we're really not feeling Melanie's space-age muffin hood outfit.

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Mel B. - Space barbie double-take. We know she's the former Scary Spice girl and all, but we're really not feeling Melanie's space-age muffin hood outfit.

Fantasia - Fantasia, you’ve been busted! Rather, you look busted.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Let’s say it together: &quot;Liquid leggings don’t go with everything.”

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Fantasia - Fantasia, you’ve been busted! Rather, you look busted.<BR><BR>Let’s say it together: "Liquid leggings don’t go with everything.”

Meagan Good - We can count on our hands and feet how many times Ms. Good has showed up wearing those same skintight leggings at an event. Shame.

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Meagan Good - We can count on our hands and feet how many times Ms. Good has showed up wearing those same skintight leggings at an event. Shame.

Flavor Flav Owes $63K in Child Support - Reality TV star and former Public Enemy hype-man, Flavor Flav, owes some money. At least, that’s what the mother of three of his children, Mary Parker, is claiming. She says Flav, whose real name is William Drayton, Jr., is behind $63,458 in court-ordered child support payments. But Flav tells it differently. “I've made payments on my children's tuition and have made direct payment to the mother outside of the court order,” he said.

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Flavor Flav - Salsa anyone? Where do we start with Flavor Flav? Let's pretend it didn't happen instead.

Shar Jackson - What is it with Shar and re-runs? That is two nights in a row, Miss Thing.

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Shar Jackson - What is it with Shar and re-runs? That is two nights in a row, Miss Thing.

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Flavor of Love Ladies - Even though they didn’t win the heart of Flavor Flav, they still held on to one thing – tackiness. Cheap, tasteless and downright wrong pretty much sums up these ensembles.

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Flavor of Love Ladies - Even though they didn’t win the heart of Flavor Flav, they still held on to one thing – tackiness. Cheap, tasteless and downright wrong pretty much sums up these ensembles.

Raven Symone - This outfit does nightmares for Raven Symone’s physique. Her shape is drowned in the draping, and her upper body resembles the body of a defensive lineback. Not her worst, but definitely not her best.

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Raven Symone - This outfit does nightmares for Raven Symone’s physique. Her shape is drowned in the draping, and her upper body resembles the body of a defensive lineback. Not her worst, but definitely not her best.

Joy Bryant - Not shutting it down. Joy looks like she shops at the store where my niece gets her school uniform.

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Joy Bryant - Not shutting it down. Joy looks like she shops at the store where my niece gets her school uniform.

Christina Milian - Must you be so predictable? Christina’s getup is unexciting, so why is she so excited?

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Christina Milian - Must you be so predictable? Christina’s getup is unexciting, so why is she so excited?

Toccara Jones - A photo spread in &lt;i&gt;Vogue&lt;/i&gt; does not warrant a get out of jail free card. So, you’ve been fined! Your corset may be the least flattering thing ever.

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Toccara Jones - A photo spread in <i>Vogue</i> does not warrant a get out of jail free card. So, you’ve been fined! Your corset may be the least flattering thing ever.