Someone Call the Fashion Police!

Toccara Jones - Who could miss Toccara, who showed up wearing a polka-dot number and red pumps?

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Toccara Jones - Even the overwhelming presence of Toccara’s silver eye shadow isn't enough to distract from her patriotic, polka-NOT dress.

John Legend - You're an R&B singer, so relax, relate and release your pants from the inside of your boots. Bad idea.

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John Legend - You're an R&B singer, so relax, relate and release your pants from the inside of your boots. Bad idea.

Paula Abdul - We’re going to be straight up and tell you that this is not a good look.

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Paula Abdul - We’re going to be straight up and tell you that this is not a good look.

Queen Latifah - A penny for your thoughts, Queen. What's up with the suede, penny loafers? Because your chill mode looks more like ill mode.

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Queen Latifah - A penny for your thoughts, Queen. What's up with the suede, penny loafers? Because your chill mode looks more like ill mode.

Rachel Roy - We have to admit, she looks totally comfy, but let's put this pajama piece to bed.

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Rachel Roy - We have to admit, she looks totally comfy, but let's put this pajama piece to bed.

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Malinda Williams - We'd be totally into Malinda's pile-on-the-accessories ensemble, was it not for the scroll-down fug.

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Malinda Williams - We'd be totally into Malinda's pile-on-the-accessories ensemble, was it not for the scroll-down fug.

Rocsi - Things that make us go hmmm. A Herve Leger dress is supposed to fit skintight, right?

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Rocsi - Things that make us go hmmm. A Herve Leger dress is supposed to fit skintight, right?

Veronica Webb - Veronica, you should've stayed in touch with Tim Gunn. He would've told you your shoes killed the dress. Now, make it work.

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Veronica Webb - Veronica, you should've stayed in touch with Tim Gunn. He would've told you your shoes killed the dress. Now, make it work.

Vivica A. Fox - Viv, we love you. It's the flower burst broach we hate.

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Vivica A. Fox - Viv, we love you. It's the flower burst broach we hate.

Yo-Yo - Rapper or aerobics instructor? Did she think she was auditioning for Flashdance?

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Yo-Yo - Rapper or aerobics instructor? Did she think she was auditioning for Flashdance?

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Brandy - Coochie, coochie coo ... We don't want to see you.

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Brandy - Coochie, coochie coo ... We don't want to see you.

Keyshia Cole - Keyshia may be the only woman on earth who actually looks classier in the sequins, gloss and feathers. Nah, we take that back.

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Keyshia Cole - Keyshia may be the only woman on earth who actually looks classier in the sequins, gloss and feathers. Nah, we take that back.

Kimora Lee - Not even Kimora should be subjected to wearing Baby Phat threads.

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Kimora Lee - Not even Kimora should be subjected to wearing Baby Phat threads.

Michelle Williams: July 23 - R&B singer Michelle Williams turns 30.

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Michelle Williams - People, connecting your dress to your jacket is always a bad idea. We know it sounds like a hot concept, but no. It isn't.

La Toya Jackson - If she'd ditch the belt and horrid, disco jacket, pull her hair back and embrace her age, she'd be golden.

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La Toya Jackson - If she'd ditch the belt and horrid, disco jacket, pull her hair back and embrace her age, she'd be golden.

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Melyssa Ford - There is nothing we find more unattractive than butt cleavage. Except, maybe intentional butt cleavage. The combination of the two makes us highly uncomfortable.

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Melyssa Ford - There is nothing we find more unattractive than butt cleavage. Except, maybe intentional butt cleavage. The combination of the two makes us highly uncomfortable.

Ashanti - Laundry day outfit? Put your hands up!

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Ashanti - Laundry day outfit? Put your hands up!

Alicia Keys - You can bring back rolled jeans. You can bring back leg warmers and headbands and mismatched socks. But Hammer pants and fake non-prescription eyeglasses is where we have to draw the line.

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Alicia Keys - You can bring back rolled jeans. You can bring back leg warmers and headbands and mismatched socks. But Hammer pants and fake non-prescription eyeglasses is where we have to draw the line.

Wesley Snipes - Would someone please turn the volume down on that jacket? Better yet, just take it off.

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Wesley Snipes - Would someone please turn the volume down on that jacket? Better yet, just take it off.

CoCo - Will the real Malibu Barbie please stand up? The fur coat is one thing, but the bag, too.

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CoCo - Will the real Malibu Barbie please stand up? The fur coat is one thing, but the bag, too.

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Estelle - So, what do you think about Estelle’s look? Fun and daring, or a gift you want to return? Cash back, please.

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Estelle - So, what do you think about Estelle’s look? Fun and daring, or a gift you want to return? Cash back, please.

D. Woods - The tacky, wacky 80’s, baby! D. Woods’ attempt to appear funky and innovative don’t seem to come together at all.

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D. Woods - The tacky, wacky 80’s, baby! D. Woods’ attempt to appear funky and innovative don’t seem to come together at all.