Worst. Date. Ever. A Twitter Tale of How A Battle With A Broken Toilet Derailed A Woman's Night Out

Worst. Date. Ever. A Twitter Tale of How A Battle With A Broken Toilet Derailed A Woman's Night Out

You have to read it to believe it for a good grossed-out laugh.

Published March 23rd

Everyone has an embarrassing dating story. Some involve getting lost, some involve running out of money.

However, few bad dating stories ever involve poop… yes you read that right… poop. A poopy situation is exactly what Twitter user @_blotty found herself in during a recent date.

In an epic 18 post tweet @_blotty recounted her bizarre poop filled date. If you don't have time to look it up, here are the cliffs notes.

@_blotty who, goes by the name misunderstood worm on Twitter was on a date when the urge to use the bathroom came upon her. The misunderstood worm would defecate in her date’s bathroom. That's when the young woman's worst nightmare came true. Her date’s toilet wouldn't flush!

Hysterical about what to do @_blotty decided the only reasonable thing to do was to wrap up her #2 and put it in her purse and hope for the best.

Once she returned from the bathroom a make-out session ensued on her date's couch  — all while the young woman was terrified of the contents in her purse being found out.

Ms. @_blotty was relieved when she finally heard the flush of her date’s toilet. The young woman would excuse herself again and finally flush her poop like it was contraband at an airport bathroom.

The moral of the story —as  @_blotty put it. “Don't drink coffee before a date, it's better to be sleepy than to have to hide poop in ur purse”. Truer words were never spoken.

(Photos: @_blotty via Twitter)

Written by Reggie Wade

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