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[Bish Whet?!] Does Beyonce's Favorite Becky Want You to Buy a $15,000 Dildo?

[Bish Whet?!] Does Beyonce's Favorite Becky Want You to Buy a $15,000 Dildo?

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Published May 12th

As some of you may know, Gwyneth Paltrow has a website called Goop. The site is a lifestyle and recommendation blog style site where she gives some of her best recommendations for living your best life. Well, according to Gwyneth, there are a few things every basic girl needs, and that’s a not-so-basic collection of $400 nipple clamps, $500 whips and a 24k-gold dildo for $15,000.

If you are unfamiliar with the site then you are probably a normal human being who doesn’t find it necessary to be told about juice cleanses by a rich celebrity. After all, being able to replace actual food with expensive juices is a privileged luxury most of us aren’t privy to. In fact, the site recently gained much attention when Gwyneth “lived off food stamps” for a week and still enjoyed a diet filled with green vegetables and fresh produce. The amount of eye rolls that article received was record setting to say the least.

Well, home girl is back to give us some wonderful advice, and this time she is doing it by way of sex toys. According the Iron Man star, it’s time to forget about your local XXX Fantasy shop, because the only true way to indulge in a sex toy is to throw down 15 grand on a golden dildo by Lelo.

Obviously, once the blog was posted, the internet had a fit. In fact, many people on Twitter started using the phrase “dildon’t” when referring to the recommended product. Realistically, it’s not that none of us want a 24k-gold dildo. I’m sure most of us would love to be opulent, even when self-satisfying. The big issue is, we all know we can’t afford that stuff. We get it, Gwyneth. You and your rich friends jet-set to Paris and swap Beyonce stories while sipping on a kale cocktail. And then when you are done chatting, you disappear into your respected wings, and masturbate with gold. We get it! Now shut up about it.

Check out some of the hilarious reactions to the Goop post, and share your own thoughts in the comments section below:

Written by Rachel Herron

(Photos from left: Mike Coppola/Getty Images for People.com, Cindy Ord/Getty Images)

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