It’s not likely that the release of the saucy emails between former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick and onetime Chief of Staff Christine Beatty will do much to help the disgraced city leader rekindle his relationship with his longtime wife in their new Texas digs.

Kilpatrick, fresh out of jail and now living in a Dallas suburb with his family, had hoped to keep the steamy sex-texts from the public airwaves. Fat chance. Late last week, the back-and-forth freak show, first obtained by the Detroit Free Press, helped cast the so-called “Hip-hop Mayor” as “Kinky Kilpatrick.”

For example, take this juicy exchange, which was among the 682 text messages volleyed between the then-love birds:

Kilpatrick: “They were right outside the door, they (bodyguards) had to have heard everything.”

Christine Beatty: “So we are officially busted! LOL”

CB: “Have you and your wife been back on a regular sex life? KK: “We had sex 1 time this year, not regular at all.”

KK: “I really believed that I had not chance to be with you. I’ve wanted to have sex with you since I was 17 yrs old. I believe it was my only opportunity.”

CB: “I still remember in the days when I was scared to touch you. How I spent my day dreaming when and how to say I love you … a million days in your arms is never too much.”

CB: “I have wanted to hold you so badly all day, but I was trying to stay focused on work. So, I promise, not to keep you longer than 15 minutes.”

KK: “Don’t promise (N-word.)”

CB: “I’m in my office. Do you want me to come to yours or you coming to mine?”

KK: “I’m coming down there … LOL ditto. Freaky Chris!”

CB: “You told me that you would be my boyfriend everyday until I was your wife. Are you renigging [sic]?”

KK: “Hell no! Don’t start none. Won’t be none …! LOL”.

CB: “I can’t see living this way with us being a ’secret’ forever. I love you so much and I want to tell somebody, someday! (Smile).”

KK: “In this important and somewhat confusing time in your life, please know with all our hearts and soul that I love you. And you will never, never be alone.”

CB: I really wanted to give you some good head this morning and i didn’t know how to ask you to let me do it. I have wanted to since Friday.

KK: “Next time, just tell me to sit down, shut up and do your thing!”

CB: “Will you marry me?”

KK: “YES. WHEN?”

Beatty still has a couple weeks left on her 120-day sentence for lying to a jury about her relationship with Kilpatrick. Unlike the former mayor, she is no longer married.