Look: Real Black Halloween Horror Movies

This is what really scares Black folks.

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The Horror - Some say Black people talk too much in the movie theater.  We’ve never noticed, but if we do, it’s probably because ghosts, ghouls, and goblins aren’t half as scary as being Black in America!  We all know when the movie ends the real nightmare begins...Here’s a list of Horror movies that would REALLY scare black people.  (Photo: BET)

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Can I touch your hair? - Re: Solange’s A Seat At The Table, “Don’t Touch My Hair.”(Photo: BET)

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Can I touch your hair? - Re: Solange’s A Seat At The Table, “Don’t Touch My Hair.”(Photo: BET)

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College Loans - Turning the mail man into a monster for years.(Photo: BET)

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College Loans - Turning the mail man into a monster for years.(Photo: BET)

Flint - Remember when everybody was talking about Flint’s water? And how gross and poisonous it was? Yeah, you still can’t drink it. You still can’t wash with it.  Nothing’s changed.(Photo: BET)

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Flint - Remember when everybody was talking about Flint’s water? And how gross and poisonous it was? Yeah, you still can’t drink it. You still can’t wash with it.  Nothing’s changed.(Photo: BET)

Terrible Barber  - You’re running late.  You need a cut.  Your only option is the barber who’s chair is always empty.  A crooked hairline and a neck full of razor bumps later you understand why.(Photo: BET)

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Terrible Barber  - You’re running late.  You need a cut.  Your only option is the barber who’s chair is always empty.  A crooked hairline and a neck full of razor bumps later you understand why.(Photo: BET)

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President Trump?! - It started as a joke...but it’s far too real... who’s laughing now?   (Photo: BET)

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President Trump?! - It started as a joke...but it’s far too real... who’s laughing now?   (Photo: BET)

Diabetes  - Diabetes is 60% more common in black Americans than in white Americans. Blacks Are up to 2.5 times more likely to suffer a limb amputation and up to 5.6 times more likely to suffer kidney disease. Enjoy your Candy Corn! (Photo: BET)

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Diabetes - Diabetes is 60% more common in black Americans than in white Americans. Blacks Are up to 2.5 times more likely to suffer a limb amputation and up to 5.6 times more likely to suffer kidney disease. Enjoy your Candy Corn! (Photo: BET)

The Traffic Stop… - Nightmare on Any Street.(Photo: BET)

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The Traffic Stop… - Nightmare on Any Street.(Photo: BET)

Obama’s gone! - The same deep, unyielding pain and horror you felt when your only black friend at that all white school said she’s transferring.      

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Obama’s gone! - The same deep, unyielding pain and horror you felt when your only black friend at that all white school said she’s transferring.