Kevin Durant has been the talk of the town this holiday.
The basketball player has today (July 4) announced that he will be signing to the Golden State Warriors as a free agent, accepting a two-year deal worth $53.4 million.
As Twitter offers various reactions to the news, something brilliant has also surfaced for those looking to roast KD: oh, nothing too major, just his absolutely hilarious dating profile from back in the day.
The dating profile is said to be from 2004, and is embarrassing Internet gold.
The page, as hosted on the ancient dating website, BlackPlanet, was filled out in all capital letters, with Durant saying he's looking for "youngins to chill wit or jus be friends."
The profile page is written in exactly the tone a teenager would use, and even signs off with the message, "O yea, all da haters thanx for doin u and helping me out."
It's simply too good to be true and social media is currently having a field day as the now-viral image is making its rounds online.
Take a look at his archived dating profile page in the screengrab below.
(Photos from top to bottom: Sam Santos/Getty Images for Samsung, Black Planet)