Porn Star Mia Khalifa Curved Cowboys Fans, but It Backfired in the Most Epic Way
"We kindly deny your offer and pass her onto Eagles fans."
Adult film star and avid sports fan Mia Khalifa took to her Twitter account over the weekend and joked that she'd "rather date a vegan than a Cowboys fan."
But that quip quickly backfired on her, as she got passed around Twitter without any NFL teams' fans claiming her.
These tweets are hilariously a page out of the Chappelle's Show's classic "Racial Draft" skit.
It started out all innocent with Mia Khalifa curving Cowboys fans with a lil joke
The joke quickly laid the blueprint for the porn star to get roasted.
Delegates of both the Vegan and Cowboys nation passed her to the carnivores
That was fast.
But the carnivores didn't want any smoke with her, either, and passed her to the Giants
DAMN!
And that started Mia being passed around from NFL team to NFL team with reckless abandon
Access denied.
And the responses only got more hilarious by the tweet
In other words, thanks, but no thanks.
It must have gotten real for Mia when the Washington team she adores didn't want her around, either
Yes, it's a harsh world, indeed, right Mia?
And she kept getting passed around, to the Patriots, Lions and more
HA!
At the end of the day, even though a team didn't claim Mia, one thing is clear – Twitter is undefeated
This was pure internet gold.
