7 Roles for Fat Boris
Boris could fill these with relative ease.
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There is Hope for Boris - The big reveal in the season premiere of Real Husbands of Hollywood has been Boris Kodjoe's undeniable weight gain. Relax Boris, there is a light at the end of the tunnel. Peep these options. (Photo: BET)
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Spokesperson for Weight Watchers - Yes Boris, you can be the spokesperson for this timeless company. Just manage your calorie consumption.(Photo: Weight Watchers)
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Sumo Coach - Hear us out--you're not quite big enough to wrestle, so maybe you're big enough to just give advice. Ok, so that sounds kind of wrong, we all know you're not going to play tennis again. (Photo: REUTERS/Luke MacGregor /Landov)
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Special Effects Double - Boris can totally be one of those SFX doubles that wears motion sensor suits for video games or blockbuster movies. We're thinking like a Shrek type movie or the end-game bad guy for a Resident Evil game. Boris would be perfect for the latter since he was in the movie series. (Photo: Craig Cozart/Getty Images)
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The Biggest Loser - Why not? What have you got to lose at this point? Oh right---a few pounds. (Photo: The Biggest Loser via NBC)
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The Next Stars Wars Trilogy - Boris could totally kill it as a space alien in Star Wars. He'd be under a heavy costume most of the time and the bloated look could be covered up with some foundation.(Photo: LucasFilm)
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Body Double for Madea - Since he was already in a Tyler Perry movie, we expect at some point Madea's Space Aged Family is in the works and will feature lots of explosions and Michael Bay-like absurdity. Never fear, Boris could do all the stunts. Tyler Perry would be flattered.(Photos from left: Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images, Tyler Perry Company)