For every family, varying traditions can mark a coming of age. For the KarJenners, the ultimate litmus test of maturity is unique: the first nude photo shoot. Scott Disick himself, professional freeloader, even once declared as he bared his bottom, "I'm finally a Kardashian!" In Kylie Kristen Jenner's continuing quest to be deemed the sexiest sister of all, for her new photo shoot for V Magazine, the youngest KarJenner forgoes a bra for her "first super nude" shoot.  

I mean, don't get too excited — it is merely a nip. And though this photo shoot is likely to drum up great fanfare, like... we all have nips. It's not that big a deal. But congrats if you've read thus far and didn't just come here for the noods!

In the accompanying story, Kyky once again credits herself with a cultural aspect directly aligned with Black women. But you were expecting that, weren't you? “All I know is that when I go into weave stores, they have colors that I’ve worn, which is cool,” Kylie said. As if brightly colored weaves didn't exist before Miss Kylie attached them to her noggin. OK, girl!

And, but of course, her woe-is-me narrative drags on. “It would be a good feeling to just live a normal life for a second,” she said. “I don’t know what it’s like to not be in the spotlight." Retweet if you cry every time.

Let's see if Ky manages to #BreakTheInternet.