Issa Snack: 9 Celebrities We Would Be Totally Down To Bite

Issa Snack: 9 Celebrities We Would Be Totally Down To Bite

#WhoBitBeyoncé got us thinking...

Published March 29, 2018

The internet has been engulfed with theories surrounding the latest viral hashtag #WhoBitBeyoncé, thanks to the storytelling skills of comedian Tiffany Haddish. While we stand firm in our belief that Queen Bey — or anyone, for that matter — is to never be involuntarily touched, the hashtag got us thinking: who are some celebs you guys would actually be down to bite?

Please note: This is all in good fun, folks.

  1. The Men of Wakanda

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    Black Panther became a record-breaking masterpiece thanks to not only the talent exhibited from the film's cast, but the wonderful genes that they showed on-screen. The men in the action film, especially, proved that chocolate has never gone out of style.

  2. The Game
    COMPTON, CA - MAY 13:  The Game attends his music video shoot for "Roped Off" at Capanella Park on May 13, 2016 in Compton, California.  (Photo by Gabriel Olsen/Getty Images)
    (Photo by Gabriel Olsen/Getty Images)

    We can't compile this list without adding a bit of an edge, right? The wild card — or one of them — of the group is Los Angeles rapper The Game. From his unapologetic thirst traps on the 'Gram to his unfiltered commentary on just about everything, we say he's more than bite-worthy.

  3. Rihanna
    PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 21:  Rihanna attends the Fenty Beauty by Rihanna Paris launch party hosted by Sephora at Jardin des Tuileries on September 21, 2017 in Paris, France.  (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Fenty Beauty)
    (Photo by: Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Fenty Beauty)

    This one is a no-brainer. RiRi has proven time and time again that she's the snack of all snacks, especially with the release of her cosmetic brand, Fenty Beauty. Needless to say, if you were to bite her, it's likely that she'd bite back. P.S. Have you seen that Body Lava promo video she posted? Need we say more?

  4. Will Smith
    HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 24:  Actor Will Smith attends the Warner Bros. Pictures' "Focus" premiere at TCL Chinese Theatre on February 24, 2015 in Hollywood, California.  (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)
    (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

    Adding some cheerful charm to the list is Mr. Nice Guy, himself, Will Smith. The celebrated actor was already snack-status for years now, but it was him joining Instagram that made him a layered meal — talent, brains and wit.

  5. Kofi Siriboe
    PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 15:  Kofi Siriboe attends the 49th NAACP Image Awards on January 15, 2018 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Earl Gibson III/WireImage)
    (Photo by Earl Gibson III/WireImage)

    Who didn't see this one coming? I mean, look at him. Aside from being painfully handsome, the Queen Sugar actor is all about that Black love, constantly expressing his admiration for his people on and off social media. Plus, his just as gorgeous girlfriend ups his snack-game a few points.

  6. Idris Elba
    PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: Idris ELba attends the Givenchy Show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2018/2019 on March 4, 2018 in Paris, France.  (Photo by Dominique Charriau/WireImage)
    (Photo by Dominique Charriau/WireImage)

    OK, so hear us out. We know he's engaged to be married, but that doesn't negate the fact that the man is, and will always be, one of the most handsome men in Hollywood. Also, seeing him engaged and happy sort of makes him more admirable, if that was even possible.

  7. Cardi B
    INGLEWOOD, CA - MARCH 11:  Cardi B attends the 2018 iHeartRadio Music Awards which broadcasted live on TBS, TNT, and truTV at The Forum on March 11, 2018 in Inglewood, California.  (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for iHeartMedia)
    (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for iHeartMedia)

    Take about a firecracker. Cardi B's humorous nature and unapologetic brashness make her, pretty much, an undeniable snack. It takes real self-assurance and security to be authentically oneself 24/7, and she has that down to a science.

  8. Tessa Thompson
    MIAMI, FL - MARCH 10:  Tessa Thompson is seen at the Veuve Clicquot Fourth Annual Clicquot Carnaval Supporting the Perez Art Museum Miami at Museum Park on March 10, 2018 in Miami, Florida.  (Photo by Alexander Tamargo/WireImage)
    (Photo by Alexander Tamargo/WireImage)

    Tessa Thompson's understated charm is what makes her hard to ignore. The actress's diverse performances show that she can't be put into a boxnot to mention her intelligence and knowledge of who she is. She's just the whole package. Bitable? We think YES!

  9. Jussie Smollett
    LOS ANGELES, CA - DECEMBER 07:  Jussie Smollett attends the 2017 GQ Men of the Year party at Chateau Marmont on December 7, 2017 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for GQ)
    (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for GQ)

    Also mastering the often ignored art of being oneself regardless of outside opinions is Jussie Smollett. Aside from his physical attractiveness, the actor/singer's consciousness and ability to connect with his fans make him pretty deserving of being on this list. You're so beautiful, Jussie!

Written by John Justice

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