On the day that the first-born heiress of the Carter family Blue Ivy drops some heat, it’s over for any and all of you music industry hopefuls!
At least, that’s what the internet’s imagination is conjuring up for who they hope to be the future queen of rap. They’ve even laid all the groundwork for the 6-year-old, too. A Twitter user repurposed one of Blue’s most adorably iconic photos, which came from her megastar mommy Beyoncé’s 2017 twin-pregnancy photo shoot, as the cover art for the fantasy debut project: Blue, the self-titled album. Cpmplete with a full-length track list, hilarious titles connected to all things Blue are abundant, such as “No Pictures (featuring Mama Tina) and a certified banger, “We Don’t Clap For Her.” Blue’s debut project would also introduce some VIPs of the baller baby circle as well, including features from DJ Khaled heir, Asahd Khaled, Chance the Rapper’s mini-me Kensli Bennett, and Kanye West’s second-born, Saint West.
Fans even hilariously projected its aggressive chart entry, scoring it at No.1 on the Billboard Hot 200 and crowning it the official 2018 Grammy Album of the Year. Let’s just say, Kidz Bop has nothing on young Blue, and the internet is already placing pre-orders for the first release of their next music superstar… whether she knows it or not.
Try to hold yourself together after seeing what they’ve come up with for the official Blue debut album roll-out below.
Blue Ivy Self-Titled Album Debuts At Number 1 On The Billboard Hot 200!— Toraino (@iamtoraino) June 4, 2018
What’s Your Favorite Song ? pic.twitter.com/t1jJpmjpLT
1. Daddy You Tried It— Mr. Weeks ✊🏽 (@MrDane1982) June 5, 2018
2. Big Sister
3. Humble that clap
4. Private Planes
5. Different Life
6. Never go West
7. Snob Grammy's
8. No Red Carpets
10. Mama Beyonce
12. Aunty Throws Hands
13. Billion Club
Favorite song Humble that Clap
" Cause my mommy's a star, copped a rarri and fries, self made billionaire at 6, now the twins get my tips" 🔥🔥🔥 WHEEEWWW MY EDGES ARE SCAPLED pic.twitter.com/LZkeswErhi— Ciahh. | NM QUEEN 08.10.18. (@ItsCiahh) June 4, 2018
“Momma they stank” is my personal fave pic.twitter.com/S0dLXg1SGu— ❣️NIÑO❣️ (@SeaOf23) June 5, 2018
My fave track is “You’re Not Supposed To(Take Videos)” feat. Tina Lawson pic.twitter.com/O3Lc5JXKDQ— Red-Ivy Carter • 5/19 (@JohniiDM) June 4, 2018
“No Pictures” Official Music Video Surpassed All The Girls— B7? (@lilbabykendrell) June 6, 2018
With 3.2B Views On YouTube pic.twitter.com/tnGQkr06DK
We don’t know her (feat. Monroe Cannon) outsold and outpeaked... we live for two Legends. pic.twitter.com/2kUc4mHc27— Danny Stormiels (@johnny_p0110) June 6, 2018
😂😭😂😂 y’all forgot “Calm It Down” pic.twitter.com/qZbGdWOLnT— Johnathan Butler (@jbutlerxviii) June 6, 2018
Auctions Princess (bidding wars) has been leaked and issa bop pic.twitter.com/B7B9agTQAb— RYAN♋ (@RyanWeegow) June 5, 2018
The balcony bee remix with Bey samples changed the game. All these other cats need to make way for a real pic.twitter.com/sTveMw8vrI— Curly Wired Muchwezi (@J3Mugabi) June 6, 2018
Damn dont play me like that, I literally just searched it up on spotify. How disappointing pic.twitter.com/iVSSnX4ww9— joni ☁️ (@withlovejoni) June 4, 2018
(Photo: Christopher Polk/Getty Images for NARAS)