LMAO: The Internet Just Released Blue Ivy's Debut Album And We Are Crying Real Tears

during The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California.

LMAO: The Internet Just Released Blue Ivy's Debut Album And We Are Crying Real Tears

Move over, Kidz Bop!

Published June 6, 2018

On the day that the first-born heiress of the Carter family Blue Ivy drops some heat, it’s over for any and all of you music industry hopefuls!

At least, that’s what the internet’s imagination is conjuring up for who they hope to be the future queen of rap. They’ve even laid all the groundwork for the 6-year-old, too. A Twitter user repurposed one of Blue’s most adorably iconic photos, which came from her megastar mommy Beyoncé’s 2017 twin-pregnancy photo shoot, as the cover art for the fantasy debut project: Blue, the self-titled album. Cpmplete with a full-length track list, hilarious titles connected to all things Blue are abundant, such as “No Pictures (featuring Mama Tina) and a certified banger, “We Don’t Clap For Her.” Blue’s debut project would also introduce some VIPs of the baller baby circle as well, including features from DJ Khaled heir, Asahd Khaled, Chance the Rapper’s mini-me Kensli Bennett, and Kanye West’s second-born, Saint West.

Fans even hilariously projected its aggressive chart entry, scoring it at No.1 on the Billboard Hot 200 and crowning it the official 2018 Grammy Album of the Year. Let’s just say, Kidz Bop has nothing on young Blue, and the internet is already placing pre-orders for the first release of their next music superstar… whether she knows it or not.

Try to hold yourself together after seeing what they’ve come up with for the official Blue debut album roll-out below.

Written by Diamond Alexis

(Photo: Christopher Polk/Getty Images for NARAS)


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