Okay, I know there was the MTV Movie Awards last night, but no one cares about that -- actually, the show should be renamed to "Em Had Man-A** in His Face 2009
." The image of the bare-a** Bruno
landing his pasty behind in Eminem'
s pale face should run on replay during every time slot on MTV for the next 365 days-- I laughed so hard that I almost got over the fact that not one Black person won a MTV Movie Award!
In case you don't know, Bruno is a character created by the campy Sacha Noam Baron Cohen
, who became famous when he starred in the 2006 comedy Borat
. According to Wikipedia Bruno is "a homosexual character claiming to be a reporter from an Austrian television station and interviews unsuspecting guests." Perfect match for Eminem who hates the gays. Em's "homies" had to beat off the a** and once Marshall was freed he and the tainted others ran out of the building.
Oh - and if you are wondering if the fight was real -- according to Soulja Boy
's Twitter, "Yooo Em is MAD!!!! That was messed up!!! I seen that naked dude on red carpet I was like WTF who is that eww
." And, Ryan Seacrest
from American Idol
said, "If u saw the fight at mtv movie awards betwen eminem and 'bruno' I am told it was real and em's crew left the show.
" What more confirmation do you need? I wonder if this was all planned by Nick Cannon
Next highlight, Oscar winner and respected actor, Forest Whitaker
, sang an amazingly on-key version of a song I never want to hear again, "Dick in a Box." Forest sang that song with some real passion -- remember, he did star in the tranny classic Crying Game
As for the rest of the show, Taraji P. Henson
(in an outfit that is already being chopped up on the blogs) introduced Eminem's performance, Lil' Wayne
presented and Twilight
racked up more awards than I can count. Denzel Washington
and his beautiful daughter Olivia Washington
presented best movie of the year, which was Twilight
Click here for the full list of winners
Don't forget -- the mama of all award shows, the 2009 BET Awards, airs Sunday, June 28th 8/7c
! Hopefully, Eminem will show up - we can guarantee there will be no man-ass in his face! Well, unless some vintage Prince
shows up - then who knows!
Click here for a fashion run down of the MTV Movie Awards
Watch below for the clip of Em being violated.