Thankfully, over here at BET.com, you get little babble about Heidi Montag
-- unless it gets really foolish, like her hubby saying she is the "White Beyonce
." Now, the fool-o-meter has cranked up a few notches with the newest poster child for plastic surgery that makes you look like an aged porn star is making a 3D flick about her silicone boobies. Montag recently said, "I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs. I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!" Dolly Parton? She better aim for Lil' Kim or Courtney Love!
Montag will also be in a movie with Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler. She says about acting,
"I have been able to truly find what makes me the happiest in life." Didn't she once upon a time want to be the next Celine Dion?
Let's hope this gal is still doped up on Vicodin from the 10 plastic surgeries she endured. Sadly, a movie like this will probably get the go from the powers that be! In better news, The Hills is finally canceled after six seasons!
In case you forgot, check out Heidi's last performance on a beach...