Summary
: Scientist Will Rodman (
James Franco
) is looking for the cure for Alzheimer's and conducting tests on apes. Testing goes horribly wrong and the apes are sent to be killed, but Rodman saves one ape named Caesar (
Andy Serkis
). Caesar is highly advanced, due to drugs his mother received, and once he gets a dose of humans, he leads an ape mutiny. Think
Alfred Hitchcock
's
The Birds
but with CGI-ed apes.
Review
: By the previews, one might be fooled into thinking
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
will channel the original, man versus simian hybrid, or have a taste of the political twist that made the series a bit intellectual. Lower your standards now: The
Rupert Wyatt
movie, which is written by
Amanda Silver
and
Rick Jaffa
, is tw0 hours of another when-animal-testing-goes-wrong drama with the
Planet of the Apes
label slapped on it.
Loosely based on
Conquest of the Apes
from 1972,
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
falls flat shortly after it gets started. After a fairly engaging opener, the flick immediately slows down with James Franco's character being daddy to his baby ape, Caesar. It's
Gorillas in the Mist
(if you haven't heard of it, Netflix it now!) with no
Sigourney Weaver
and set in San Francisco. Overstuffed with useless setup and the weak conflict of animal testing, which I am sure will make PETA cheer,
Apes
pales into comparison to other "Leave them monkeys and apes alone!" thrillers like
28 Days Later
and
Outbreak
. This is something we have seen many times before and done much better. Even without comparing, the film is downright boring for most of the running time.
Like most of the Hollywood flicks of today,
Apes
was all about the special effects, which were at times intriguing. The extravagant CGI worked, especially when seeing the close-ups of the apes' reactions. There was a likable human side, making you root for them and Serkis, as a digitally enhanced Caesar, had several touching moments. However, when the action sequences finally kicked in, the apes were as messy as a jungle gym, resembling animated dots scattering across the screen. I miss the days when actual sets were built and non-human characters were created from scratch.
Then, there is James Franco. He is one of this generation's finest actors and his Oscar-nominated performance in
127 Hours
is unforgettable. However, was Franco high when he signed on for this
When Animals Attack!
-on-CGI-steroids catastrophe? Yes, he has made that dazed and sexy look a career, but next to ape-o-rama Franco was lethargic, bland and had no presence on screen.
It was refreshing to see the beautiful
Freida Pinto
, who is famous for her role in
Slumdog Millionaire
. But, as Franco's girlfriend, she had a handful of lines. In one scene she had a first date, and in the next scene she was his girlfriend of five years. Nonetheless, Miss Freida was savoring every sentence of her disposable character. I hope she gets another chance to show her superb acting skills.
There is a payoff toward the end with an epic battle on San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge. However, the wait is long and a waste of what could've been a fun summer film. Instead of making this “prequel,” Wyatt should've shaved off the first hour, started with the last 20 minutes and created a whole new film. That said, if one final scene is enough to satisfy audiences, then this might be a hit movie.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
is in theaters today.
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