BET BéyWatch: Today In The Countdown To Béyonce's New Album
A daily (slightly obsessive) update on the whereabouts of new music from you-know-who.
Today In BET BéyWatch: Do you know what DefCon means? It stands for Defense Readiness Condition and it’s a state of alert used by the army. There are levels: DefCon 5 means normal readiness. And it goes all the way up to DefCon 1 which means nuclear war is imminent.
In terms of Bey’s new project, we are at DefCon 2 people!! Please get in formation! In the past 24 hours, Bey has released a new athletic clothing line and unveiled not one but TWO new magazine cover stories (with actual interviews!)
Last known Beyoncé sighting: March 27: Easter Sunday at the White House Easter Egg Roll.
Numerology Evaluation: We all know how Queen B feels about the number 4. Please note, tomorrow is the first day of April which is the fourth month. Between April 1 and April 4th, this will be a DefCon 5 situation.
Percentage Chance That New Album Will Drop Today: 0%. She would not release an album the same day she releases so many other projects. We’re safe. For today.
Until tomorrow, this is #Bet BéyWatch.
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