Today In BET BeyWatch: We spent the entire day listening to Beyonce’s self-titled album and watching all the videos. You know how you settle for chocolate ice cream when you really want cookie dough? Yeah. That’s what it’s like. We’re settling for the last album. But it’s just not satisfying anymore.
Last known Beyoncé sighting: This woman had the audacity to drop an outtakes video from her Ivy Park commercial. It shows Beyoncé falling on roller skates. It’s very cute. But this is not a true sighting. We’re sure she shot this video a long time ago. Thanks for nothing, Bey.
Numerology Evaluation: Yesterday was 4/14. The only other 4-ish date this month would be 4/24. Maybe we should toss the idea of an April release and start refreshing her Instagram page at 4:44 am and 4:44 pm.
Percentage Chance That New Album Will Drop Today: 15% It really feels like zero. We’re throwing in 15% because you can never be too sure.
Until tomorrow, this is BET BeyWatch
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