President Obama has big plans for his retirement, which includes drinking beer and being a “Couch Commander.”
“What am I going to do in D.C. for two years?” the POTUS asked himself as he kicked his feet up on the desk at the start of the video he showed during his final White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday.
“You love sports why don’t you volunteer for one of the teams around here?” Vice President Joe Biden asked.
Obama unsuccessfully pitched himself as a coach to the Washington Wizards over the phone, but was met with a dial tone.
He also tried to get his driver’s license but after stating his full name, “Barack Hussein Obama,” he was given a hard time from the department of motor vehicle worker about the authenticity of his birth certificate.
“It’s real,” he said.
The Pres. even spent some of his new leisurely time on Snapchat after finding Michelle Obama’s phone.
“Sign up for Obama Care now!” he said using the devil filter.
He then spent some time watching Toy Story with John Boehner, who gave him some advice about retirement saying how he “has all the time in the world.”
“Michelle will be at spin class so she’ll never know,” Obama replied when Boehner confessed to drinking beer at 11:30 a.m. without anyone knowing.
(Photo: The White House via Youtube)