Some say Black people talk too much in the movie theater. We’ve never noticed, but if we do, it’s probably because ghosts, ghouls, and goblins aren’t half as scary as being Black in America! We all know when the movie ends the real nightmare begins...Here’s a list of Horror movies that would REALLY scare black people.
Turning the mail man into a monster for years.
Remember when everybody was talking about Flint’s water? And how gross and poisonous it was? Yeah, you still can’t drink it. You still can’t wash with it. Nothing’s changed.
You’re running late. You need a cut. Your only option is the barber who’s chair is always empty. A crooked hairline and a neck full of razor bumps later you understand why.
It started as a joke...but it’s far too real... who’s laughing now?
Nightmare on Any Street.
The same deep, unyielding pain and horror you felt when your only black friend at that all white school said she’s transferring.
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