House Republicans were giddy after passing their Obamacare repeal and replacement bill. Perhaps more unbearable than the provisions that would kick millions and millions of people off their insurance, was the smug celebration they and Donald Trump threw right afterward.
Basically, a bunch of white men got together and partied over a bill that has pretty much zero chance getting through the Senate. They didn’t have the last laugh, though.
Twitter was lit when the hashtag #ThingsJesusNeverSaid became a trending topic. It plays into the hypocrisy that GOPers display when they claim to be the Bible party, yet ignore just about every one of Christ’s positive messages, including taking care of the sick and poor.
As mentioned before, the bill is not likely to pass through the Senate, who is already reportedly working on an alternative bill via a 12-member committee.
Regardless, check out some of the hilarity below over the #ThingsJesusNeverSaid hashtag.
Never help a stranger until they are vetted. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid— Sara Spector (@Miriam2626) May 6, 2017
"Blessed are those whose mercy extends only to those who are like them." #ThingsJesusNeverSaid— James Martin, SJ (@JamesMartinSJ) May 5, 2017
"Bless the men w/ pills to make their penis stand at attention, but end the place for women to get cancer protection." #ThingsJesusNeverSaid— Brandon Besserer (@BrandonBesserer) May 6, 2017
#ThingsJesusNeverSaid The poor shall receive bread and wine, but first we'll give it to the rich and it'll trickle down to you eventually— A Neau Yorker (@NeauYorker) May 6, 2017
*Mathew chapter 8— Iheartgraff (@IheartgrafDrew) May 6, 2017
Leper: Lord, if thou wilt, thou canst make me clean.
Jesus: Is it a pre-existing condition???
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