Woman Goes Viral After Sharing Texts From Ex-Boyfriend Who Claimed He Had to Cheat to Save the World From Cancer

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Woman Goes Viral After Sharing Texts From Ex-Boyfriend Who Claimed He Had to Cheat to Save the World From Cancer

And now people are divided on whether she should take him back.

Published August 2, 2017

A woman recently shared a string of text messages her ex sent where he tried to use some crazy reasoning to justify his cheating. 

The texts, posted by Bella, are a combination of fantasy, nonsense and spelling errors so crazy, his iPhone spellcheck must have turned in a letter of resignation. 

Ultimately, the unidentified man claimed that he received oral sex from a random woman so he could save the world from cancer. 

  1. The texts start out with a basic backtracking of facts by the drunk — no, tipsy — man
  2. Then the story took a turn so hard, we're all dizzy
  3. When Bella received the long thread of confusing texts, she did what any woman would do: she posted to Twitter
  4. Immediately after reading the texts, people were like...

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  5. Some were so amused by his logic they told Bella to take him back
  6. Others agreed she should stay far, far, away
  8. While most people were thinking to themselves, 'what in the grammar school is this gibberish?'

Written by Rachel Herron

(Photo: Bxllaneira via Twitter)

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