During these dark days, sometimes comic relief is a huge necessity.
That’s why people like Michael Rapaport are getting all of our social media likes and comments. After going on a tirade about the white supremacist protesters who descended on Charlottesville, the actor and director decided to tear newly-fired White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon a new one.
In his latest Instagram video, Rapaport called Bannon ugly and suggested he washes his face with bug repellent.
“Steve Bannon, you f**k you. You miserable, motherless m****rf****r, you’re done,” Rapaport began his rant. “Now you’re the world’s most famous white person with no lips. There’s gotta be a compassionate facialist that’ll take a shot at trying to fix this c**ks****r up. Bannon, you look like you’ve been washing your face with bug repellent. The chief strategist of nothing. White nationalist — it ain’t happening, you m****rf****r! Get in a time machine!”
That wasn’t all. Bannon wasn’t the only one who received the brunt of Rapaport’s hilarious criticism. KellyAnne, get ready to duck!
“And cockeyed KellyAnne Conway, you’re next! I know you’re ready to jump ship! You look like Tan Mom and Dog the Bounty Hunter had a kid and ran away from it!” Rapaport said. “And it all comes back to you, lying Donald. You’re worried about the statues coming down? I want to rip down those f**king ugly tacky fleabag motels you have in New York. You love building buildings, because it’s the only thing you could get erect!”
Burn. Glorious, glorious burn.
Oh, and Vice President Pence, you might want to check your morals, too.
“And you, Mike Pence — what the f**k do you do every day? You’re supposed to be the one with some morality?” Rapaport concluded. “I wanna meet you. I’ll grab you by the worm. I would say grab you by the balls, but you don’t have any.”
Tell us how you really feel.
Social media, of course, chimed in about Michael Rapaport’s latest rant. See the diatribe below as well as reaction to it below.
U roasting these idiots is the only thing that's gonna get me through the rest of this Presidency with even a modicum of sanity left 😂
— Hayley Marie Norman (@xoHayleyMarie) August 18, 2017
That "Tan mom had a kid with Dog The Bounty hunter' line cracked me up. .@KellyannePolls pic.twitter.com/BaXTugH9fB
— Jason (@ThinkDodgerBlue) August 19, 2017
"You love building buildings cause it's the only thing you can get erect" 😂😂😂
— . (@_LiamTaylor) August 18, 2017
Had my first radiation treatment today and was pretty scared. This video made everything all better. Thank you! <3
— Tiki Naccarato (@Tiki_Tiki_Ta) August 18, 2017
Best one yet lol
— Todd Kelsch (@AtownToby) August 18, 2017
Like, what do I have to do to get you to make these videos daily?
— Hayley Marie Norman (@xoHayleyMarie) August 18, 2017
I love Michael Rapaport..you the man!!!
— Chrystal LEANNE 💜💜 (@persistentlady7) August 18, 2017
(Photos from left: Jonathan Leibson/Getty Images for Netflix, Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)
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