Poop Slinging Tinder Date Who Got Stuck In A Window Tells Her Side Of The Story

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Poop Slinging Tinder Date Who Got Stuck In A Window Tells Her Side Of The Story

The woman said afterwards she was on her knees "cringing and apologizing."

Published September 6, 2017

UPDATE:

The unidentified woman who was rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in between her date's window, where she threw a bag of her own poop, has allegedly broken her silence. 

A woman claiming to be Liam Smyth's date posted to Reddit and explained how she felt during the humiliating ordeal. 

In one of the Reddit posts, the woman commented: "'I am indeed the shamed Shirehampton s**t slinger. My friends have been comparing me to Miranda Hart."

"It's not something I'm proud of, but people are laughing, and if I'm making people happy then I'm not going to complain," the woman wrote on Reddit, according to DailyMail.com.

"It was a panic response and within seconds I knew I'd made a terrible mistake. I would have left, but I just couldn't do that to him," she commented.

"I make bad choices sometimes but I like to think I'm not a bad person, and to me that would have been bad [to leave]," she added.

After the embarrassing rescue, the woman said she felt terrible.

"I feel like if I had and he'd found me out after though I'd probably be in a worse position now. I swear I was literally on my knees cringing and apologising," she said. 

"[Mr Smyth] was so good about it though, just laughed with me rather than at me. It was one of the hardest things I've ever had to say.

"It was a moment of panic, and I read about a woman on Twitter who wrapped the poo and put it in her bag — I didn't have a bag, and I don't know why the window seemed the next best thing.

"I have many regrets. I figured a s**t in the garden, while weird, would not definitely be me. We live in an area with a lot of junkies etc, so prolly [sic] could have got away with it... maybe...it genuinely wasn't that big — his toilet was just dodgy," she said. 

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We've all had an unusual Tinder date or two, but nothing quite tops the story of the date that involved a bag of poop, firefighters, and a broken window. 

Liam Smyth, a postgraduate sociology student from Bristol, England, shared his unique story on a GoFundMe page for a new window.

On the page, Smyth explains that he and his date (who wishes to remain anonymous), went to dinner then back to his place to watch a documentary. When they arrived at his home, his date went to the bathroom.

After going number two in Smyth's toilet, the date realized the flush was broken. Instead of telling Smyth about the broken toilet, the woman decided to bag up her poop, and toss it out the window.

The only problem was, she realized after tossing it that Smyth had a double window set up, so her poop was visibly resting between both windows. The woman had already gone too far and couldn't just tell Smyth, so she instead maneuvered her way in between the windows to grab the poop. Although she successfully shimmied the poop out, she ended up stuck. 

  1. When Smyth found his date, she was sandwiched between both window panes

    Smyth phoned the fire department to come help with the messy situation. 

  2. Firefighters eventually arrived and rescued Smyth's date by removing the entire window unit
  3. Smyth has since set up a GoFundMe page to help replace his window

    Smyth has since updated the page to reveal he not only raised his goal amount, but he has received offers from people to replace the window for free. Smyth said 100 percent of the money raised will now go to charity.

Written by Rachel Herron

(Photo: Leon Neal/Getty Images)

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