10 Dad Jokes That Will Actually Make You Crack Up

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10 Dad Jokes That Will Actually Make You Crack Up

OK, OK. They're still really corny but these have got to make you laugh.

Published November 6, 2017

  1. What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.

  2. Why did the blind man fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

  3. What's Forrest Gump's Password? 1Forrest1.

  4. What is the worst thing that can happen to a basketball team? Two Sprainz.

  5. Why did Snoop Dogg grab his umbrella? Fo' drizzle.

  6. What kind of weave do they sell at IHOP? EGG-stentions

  7. Why was the pirate arrested in the street? For selling booty.

  8. Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind...it's tearable.

  9. Son: "Hey, I was thinking…
" Dad: "I thought I smelled something burning.”

Written by BET Staff


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