What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.
Why did the blind man fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
What's Forrest Gump's Password? 1Forrest1.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a basketball team? Two Sprainz.
Why did Snoop Dogg grab his umbrella? Fo' drizzle.
What kind of weave do they sell at IHOP? EGG-stentions
Why was the pirate arrested in the street? For selling booty.
Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind...it's tearable.
Son: "Hey, I was thinking… " Dad: "I thought I smelled something burning.”