The petty friend is always shady. Doesn't matter to who.

The petty friend will never let things go. That time you couldn't make it? That time you didn't let them borrow something? That time you spoke to someone they don't get along with? They still haven't forgotten.

The petty friend makes jokes they low-key mean. They'll laugh, sure, but deep down inside they meant it.

The petty friend is passive. They always make a comment but don't point out that it's directed toward you, sis.

The petty friend will always find an opportunity to clap back. Doesn't matter what you say, they'll have a comeback. They're pretty brilliant for that, we must say.

The petty friend is passive, but not online. They will always find an outlet on social media to talk crap with their memes.

The petty friend loves to gossip. They always want the tea, always want to feel included in the conversation and always lend an ear to the person that wants to talk drama.

The petty friend will make a "no you didn't" face any chance they get.

The petty friend will ask you to Venmo, Quickpay or Square Cash a dollar for their bag of chips and soda.

The petty friend will always make things even. You mention something going wrong and best believe they will always have another example of what you did. They're the main ones to say, "I just think it's funny how...."