Say it with me: he may not be there when you want him, but he is always, always, on time!
If you thought Tuesday's episode of As Black Twitter Turns was going to be anything but provocative, think again.
In the wee hours of the night, Mike Byrd, a resident Omega Psi Phi man and member of the 6-foot and over club, decided the world needed to put some more respeck on his name. With a picture and a few stats, the father and East Carolina University alum united other guys and their admirers under the ceremonial hashtag #BigGuyTwitter.
This much needed salute to the big sexys of the world has become a sanctuary for all the men not afraid to lift heavy, who can't wear skinny jeans because their thighs don't fit.
Ladies and gents, this one... this is for you.
As with any anything this huge on Twitter, the reactions to the men behind the hashtag was just as amazing as the guys themselves.
Deep sigh, y'all, we can get through this one scroll at a time.
(Photos from Left: Johnny Nunez/WireImage, Scott Dudelson/Getty Images)