Are you a snooze button type gal?
Well you won’t be anymore with the vibrating alarm clock Little Rooster. It will have you rising and shining with a big ol' orgasm.
Talk about “I woke up like this.”
Inventor Tony Maggs told Lost at E Minor earlier this year that they wanted to turn the traditional “alarm clock on its head” and provide women with more pleasure.
“Most alarm clocks irritate you awake. Result: you wake up feeling irritated. Waking to pleasure seemed the most obvious solution to miserable mornings — and it works,” he said. “Women wake up feeling sensual, alive, that the day is pregnant with potential — and, of course, very often very excited indeed.”
While it looks like you can flip pancakes with it, this contraption is one of the most innovative sex toys on the market right now. The device has 27 ultra-quiet levels of intensity and three more monster-loud ones for hard sleepers, Your Tango noted. And all the pleasure comes in the vibrating leg, which is what stimulates the clitoris and labia (the inner and outer folds on your vagina).
So how does it work?
First set the timer for what time you want to wake up. Then place the device in your panties, but not inside your vagina. Get your ZZZs and the next morning, the Little Rooster will start its magic five minutes before its time for you to wake up to gradually get you worked up for the big finish.
Even better: It works on pretty much every body type, in every sleeping position and with every vagina.
“We went through 300 prototypes, tested on over three dozen women of different body shapes to refine the concept of a stabilizing flat element against the pubic bone attached to a narrow vibrating part that rests between the legs. Little Rooster may not be obviously comfortable to look at, but it fits your body perfectly whatever your sleeping position and it stays in place however much you move around at night,” Maggs reassures.
Their newest version, the Little Rooster S, which ships out this month, is their “quietest, most powerful Little Rooster yet.” And it clocks in under $100 dollars, with free shipping to the US and the UK.
Granted, orgasms feel amazing, but don’t sleep (or do in this case): They have serious health benefits too. They can:
· Relieve stress
· Help with insomnia
· Alleviate pain
· Help you live longer
· Stimulate your brain
· Help keep you young looking
So go ahead and treat yo' self! You deserve it.
P.S. Fellas, if you feel left out, don’t worry. The Little Rooster is testing out a male version of their device as we speak.
(Photo from top: Andersen Ross/Getty Images, Little Rooster Store, Parkwood Entertainment/Columbia Records)
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