Quotes to Scam By

Joanne the Scammer

Quotes to Scam By

Scam secrets straight from internet sensation Joanne the Scammer.

Published October 5, 2016

Scamming ain’t easy, but leave it up to Joanne the Scammer to drop some knowledge on how to do it right. Branden Miller, the man behind Joanne, has been taking to social media for some time now to deliver sassy little one-liners on all things fraud related.

The blonde wig and fur coat-clad con artist may be famous for her comedic relief, but all laughs aside she has some true gems for hustlers everywhere trying to reach their full potential. Take a look below so see our favorite quotes to scam by.

  1. When you’re having regrets…

    Remember..

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  2. When opportunity isn’t knocking…

    I taught this at my life class today. Sent the lower class home with hope. Honestly, truly.

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  3. When you’re looking for a new mantra…

    Start your week off right, with pettiness in mind.

    A photo posted by Branden miller (@iambranden) on

  4. When you’re positive in the face of haters…

    Food for thought...

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  5. When you’re trying to get your followers up…

    Severely problematic.

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  6. When you wear the pants…

    Perfect strategy...

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  7. When you scam and love Maya Angelou…

    Iconic

    A photo posted by Branden miller (@iambranden) on

  8. When Aveeno isn’t working…

    Fuck Neutrogena.

    A photo posted by Branden miller (@iambranden) on

  9. When you’re tired of swiping left…

    #views

    A photo posted by Branden miller (@iambranden) on

  10. When you need motivation…

    Inspire someone today. Scam someone today..

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Written by Jazmine A. Ortiz

(Photo: Branden Miller via Instagram)

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