The New Thanksgiving Kimoji Update Includes A “Weed Turkey”

NEW YORK, NY - AUGUST 28:  Kim Kardashian attends the 2016 MTV Video Music Awards at Madison Square Garden on August 28, 2016 in New York City.  (Photo: Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage)

The New Thanksgiving Kimoji Update Includes A “Weed Turkey”

By the way, Kim’s ass is also in the Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Published November 18, 2016

It’s almost Thanksgiving! And you know its time for beans, greens, potatos, tomatos! 

But for Kim Kardashian, it means something very different. The star, who has yet to return to public life after her terrifying Paris robbery, has released a new, Thanksgiving-themed update for her Kimoji app. The KKW app alerted us to the update, saying “Happy almost Thanksgiving! The KIMOJI team is gifting you with some amazing fall KIMOJI, including pumpkin pie, a weed turkey and Khloé’s famous cookie jars.” The update is free for all Kimoji users. 

We thought two things upon reading this. One: the Kimoji team does not seem to care about Oxford commas. And two: wtf is a weed turkey?!

This. This is a weed turkey.

It is a turkey made of joints and it looks like a monster. Although it might be nice to have one to get through a family dinner

Other updates include football boobs/pie boobs/pumpkin boobs:

Although our favorites are definitely these reimaginings of the Thanksgiving Day Parade, which feature Kim’s two most infamous assets as floats: her ass and her infamous cry face.

Bravo, Kimojis. You are genius.

Written by Jocelyn Silver

(Photo: Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage)

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