A List of 'Alternative Facts' You Never Knew

WASHINGTON, DC - JANUARY 19:  Kellyanne Conway, senior adviser to President-elect Donald Trump, attends the Indiana Society Ball in honor of Vice President-elect Mike Pence on January 19, 2017 in Washington, DC. Washington and the entire nation is preparing for the transfer of the United States presidency tomorrow as Trump is sworn in as the 45th president Friday.  (Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images)

A List of 'Alternative Facts' You Never Knew

Educate yourself.

Published January 23, 2017

Kellyanne Conway’s interview with MSNBC’s Meet the Press is already the stuff of legend. In response to host Chuck Todd’s questioning her as to why White House press secretary Sean Spicer uttered total falsehoods as to the size of Trump’s inauguration audience, Conway said that Spicer’s statements were “alternative facts.” We’re dying! “Alternative facts.” The nation cannot stop laughing.

Scroll on for some more alternative facts we put together for Kellyanne. 

  1. The Earth Is Flat

    Screw Galileo.

  2. Kevin Hart and Shaq Are The Same Size

    Kev can totally dunk. He might even be taller than a regulation hoop.

    (Photo: Michael Kovac/WireImage)
  3. Kylie’s Lips Are Real

    She had a natural growth spurt!

  4. Tomi Lahren Has Black Friends

    Tammy is beloved by “the Blacks.” She should be the new spokesperson for Black People Love Us dot com!

    Just here at #inaug2017 Making America Great Again! #TeamTomi #MAGA #inauguration2017 #presidenttrump

    A photo posted by Tomi Lahren (@tomilahren) on

  5. Kanye Is Humble

    He is but a modest man. For the meek shall inherit the Earth.

  6. It’s July

    Such unseasonable summer weather we’re having.

  7. Flint Water Is 100 Percent Safe
  8. Chrissy Teigen Hates Food

    She only consumes Soylent.

Written by Jocelyn Silver

(Photo: Spencer Platt/Getty Images)

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