Kellyanne Conway’s interview with MSNBC’s Meet the Press is already the stuff of legend. In response to host Chuck Todd’s questioning her as to why White House press secretary Sean Spicer uttered total falsehoods as to the size of Trump’s inauguration audience, Conway said that Spicer’s statements were “alternative facts.” We’re dying! “Alternative facts.” The nation cannot stop laughing.
Scroll on for some more alternative facts we put together for Kellyanne.
Kev can totally dunk. He might even be taller than a regulation hoop.
She had a natural growth spurt!
Tammy is beloved by “the Blacks.” She should be the new spokesperson for Black People Love Us dot com!
He is but a modest man. For the meek shall inherit the Earth.
Such unseasonable summer weather we’re having.
She only consumes Soylent.
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