The Wilsons, a couple who famously stayed celibate prior to marriage, flipped the script at their baby shower this past weekend. The duo hosted a co-ed (!!!) celebration in which everyone dressed in white. 

Ciara looked every bit fertility goddess in her prominent flower crown and flowing white gown. Guests also wore flower crowns, but none as ornately floral as Cici's, because this is her party and she must stand out among the mere mortals, goddammit.  

E! News, truly the foremost documentarians of our time, exclusively captured the event that, with regard to aesthetics, brought to mind Diddy's annual white party. 

Why do we feel as though Ciara's been pregnant for 500 years? Nevertheless, with the advent of this baby shower, the world will soon be blessed with a new Wilson — and we can't wait!