There are many perils lurking in Seattle. Rouge coffee shops, Nirvana and Pearl Jam cover bands, and bandwagon Seattle Seahawks fans. Yes, the Emerald City is plagued with all types of deviants and social pariahs, but none stealthy, none more perverse than the naughty Ninja.
Seattle police are on the lookout for a man dressed in a ninja suit who's been seen masturbating outside of a student Residence at the University of Washington.
The man in question can be seen on surveillance video outside of the dorm room windows masturbating while wearing a head-to-toe ninja suit.
The perverted Ninja has pleasured himself in front of resident Hall windows as much as four times, the most recent being February 7.
Unfortunately for Seattle Police, catching the naughty Ninja may prove to be hard due to the fact that he is concealed from head to toe.
So if you're in Seattle, watch out for the naughty ninja.
(Photos from top to bottom: Seattle Police Department)