If Kanye West's Friends and Family Wrote Him Birthday Cards

The Yeezy birthday card of our dreams.

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Happy Birthday, Yeezus! - Kanye West turns 39 years old today (June 8). The Grammy Award-winning artist has accumulated a good amount of friends over the years. Imagine (if you will) a big giant card that you give your office coworkers full of messages from Kanye’s closest friends. Dead in the center is a message from Jay Z: “Happy Birthday Ye! Can’t wait to argue while making WTT2.” Check out the rest of the sentiments in our fictitious Kanye greetings. – Jon Reyes(Photo: Michael Buckner/Getty Images For BET)

Virgil Abloh - As Yeezy’s creative director you can only imagine the incessant calls and text messages from the boss. What do you write on that birthday card? “HBD Ye, thank you for the unlimited data plan.”(Photos from left: John Sciulli/Getty Images for The Wall Group, Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)

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Virgil Abloh - As Yeezy’s creative director you can only imagine the incessant calls and text messages from the boss. What do you write on that birthday card? “HBD Ye, thank you for the unlimited data plan.”(Photos from left: John Sciulli/Getty Images for The Wall Group, Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)

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Riccardo Tisci - The rapper and the head designer of Givenchy are known friends and bros in fashion: “See you in Paris! Hurry up with those damn croissants!”(Photo: Bertrand Rindoff Petroff/Getty Images)

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John Legend - One of the rapper's first career co-signs proved to be a G.O.O.D. one: “Thanks for signing me and never @ replying me on Twitter.”(Photo: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for EMM Group)

North West - The cutest West would totally be like, “Happy birthday, daddy! More play dates with Blue, please.”(Photo: Michael Wright/WENN.com)

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North West - The cutest West would totally be like, “Happy birthday, daddy! More play dates with Blue, please.”(Photo: Michael Wright/WENN.com)

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Beyoncé - Kanye has always been a Bey super fan, just check the VMA debacle of 2009 with Taylor Swift. Bey would totally write something PC like: “Happy Birthday, Kanye, thanks for always sticking up for the culture.”(Photo: Lester Cohen/WireImage)

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Rihanna - Mr. West has always been a believer in darling RiRi, and their mutual love can be seen through their collaborations: “Thanks for making me feel like I could sing like Nina Simone.”(Photo: Christopher Polk/Getty Images for DirecTV)

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2 Chainz - Frequent collaborators, most notably on “Birthday Song”: “All you want for your birthday is a…”(Photo: Craig Barritt/Getty Images)

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Khloe Kardashian - Kim is always OD'ing on greetings to Ye, so how about the love from her sister? Khloe should obviously be Kanye’s favorite sister-in-law, and together the two have been rumored to manage Kim’s Twitter account: “HBD Brother in Law! Good thing we’re funnier than Kim!”(Photo: Steven Lawton/FilmMagic)

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Ellen DeGeneres - These two are the sweetest of friends and as a frequent guest on her talk show it seems Kanye now has free reign: “Happy Birthday, Kanye! You always have a home when you want to take a break from Twitter.”(Photo: Jason Kempin / Getty Images)

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Anna Wintour - As a fashion fan, Anna’s co-sign means a lot to Kanye, hence her appearance at his fashion show at Madison Square Garden: “Happy birthday, Mr. West. If you ever need anything, you have my assistant’s number.”(Photo: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for adidas)