Every Time We Realized Beyonce Was Human
She's just like us. OK, not really, but...
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Bionic Bey - Just a few days following her 35th birthday, Beyoncé was forced under doctor's orders to go on vocal rest. This caused the superstar artist to postpone her September 7 concert at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey, moving it to the following month. Fans, dipped in Ivy Park clothing of course, will have to wait another whole month to see their muse in action. It begs the inevitable questions: Wait, Beyoncé is human? Beyoncé needs rest? The answer is yes. Now look, this isn't some bold proclamation that Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter is a mere mortal; that's not it at all. This is merely us acknowledging that she is of human form and deserves rest every now and again too. But this isn't the first time we've been made aware of Bey's humanity. Check out further proof that Beyoncé is human. Sidebar: she's still bionic, though. — BET Staff(Photo: Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
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When She Was Born - Beyoncé was once a baby, and babies are human. But goodness, look how adorable she was. All babies are cute, but Baby Bey was just next level.(Photo: Beyonce via Instagram)
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When She Had Parents - While we can all suspect that Beyoncé was birthed from finely ground unicorn horns and angels' wings dipped in the finest gold, she has two human parents: Mathew Knowles and Tina Lawson.(Photo: Frank Micelotta/Getty Images)
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When She Got Her Hair Caught in a Fan - Remember that time during a show in Montreal when she got her hair caught in a fan? That's a human blunder right there. When she kept singing though? Hmmm. Bionic. (Photo: Christopher Polk/Getty Images)
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When She Got Married - It was April of 2008 when Beyoncé and Jay Z performed the human ceremony of marriage. However, when the Carters are together they seem like a Superman and Wonder Woman power couple out to take over the planet. Jay's kryptonite? Lemonade. (Photo: Mike Coppola/Getty Images)
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When She Had Blue Ivy - But wait a minute, how convinced are we that Blue is actually human when she's made of a cherub's smile, the brightest part of a rainbow, and pure sunshine? OK, we need more proof to confirm this one.(Photo: Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)
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When She Fell Down During a Concert - Beyoncé has had three major documented human tumbles: once in 2007 in Orlando when she fell down the steps on stage, once in 2009 at Madison Square Garden in NYC, and this year in 2016 during the Super Bowl Halftime Show. All three times she's rescued herself and continued with the show, thereby proving she is actually not human, so we should just throw this whole list away. JK keep reading. (Photo: KMazur/WireImage for Conde Nast media group)
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When She Went on Vacation - Humans have to rest, especially in 12-star resorts.(Photo: Splash News)
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When We've Seen Her Drunk - If Beyoncé weren't human, the liquor would just seep right out of her pores, but it probably stays on her just to be closer to her. We can relate. Seriously though, turn to the "7/11" video and Nicki Minaj's "Feelin' Myself" video to see Drunk Bey in action. Everyone wants to party with Drunk Bey, aka the funnest human on the planet. (Photo: James Devaney/WireImage)
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When She Cries - Every time Beyoncé cries, the world cries. It's like watching the ASPCA commercials on repeat while chopping onions using a knife dipped in Vicks Vaporub. (Photo: MTV/MTV1415/Getty Images for MTV)