RECIPE FOR DISASTER

A Thanksgiving recipe for disaster | T-Pain turkey | 50 Cent Beef | Beyonce.

Kanye's Collard Greens - Dinner would be hosted by none other than Kanye, but he insists on not cooking any birds. Right after everyone starts eating, Kanye would cut in and say something like "Imma let y'all finish eating, but I got the best collard greens of all time."

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Kanye's Collard Greens - Dinner would be hosted by none other than Kanye, but he insists on not cooking any birds. Right after everyone starts eating, Kanye would cut in and say something like "Imma let y'all finish eating, but I got the best collard greens of all time."

Gucci Gravy - It's all good in the hood, or as some say "it's all gravy" which would be supplied by the number one supplier, Gucci Mane.

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Gucci Gravy - It's all good in the hood, or as some say "it's all gravy" which would be supplied by the number one supplier, Gucci Mane.

Baby #4 - On Monday, November 30, R&B singer Nivea gave birth to a son named Neal—Lil Wayne’s second baby this year. Baby Neal makes child number four for the platinum recording artist. Earlier this year, Wayne’s former girlfriend, actress Lauren London, also gave birth to one of Weezy’s sons. Wayne also has a child with a former nail technician-turned-socialite named Sarah, who gave birth to his first son last year.

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Weezy's Gumbo - Flying in from Louisiana, Lil' Wayne would bring a different taste to a Thanksgiving dinner, his own gumbo.

Soulja Boy's Superman Stuffing - What would a feast like this be without the one and only Soulja Boy.

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Soulja Boy's Superman Stuffing - What would a feast like this be without the one and only Soulja Boy.

50 Cent's Beef Brisket - Who better to bring the beef than 50 Cent? No one knows beef better than he.

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50 Cent's Beef Brisket - Who better to bring the beef than 50 Cent? No one knows beef better than he.

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Rick Ross's Rolls - Rick Ross has got rolls, the buttered ones, that is.

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Rick Ross's Rolls - Rick Ross has got rolls, the buttered ones, that is.

Baked Beans - Philly's own Beanie Sigel might not get an invitation if Jay-Z is coming, but he'd crash dinner anyway.

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Baked Beans - Philly's own Beanie Sigel might not get an invitation if Jay-Z is coming, but he'd crash dinner anyway.

Beyonce's "Sweet Dream" Potatoes - As sweet as can be, the yams would be prepared by Beyonce.

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Beyonce's "Sweet Dream" Potatoes - As sweet as can be, the yams would be prepared by Beyonce.

Will.i.am's Black Eyed Peas - Usually cooked on New Year's for good luck, black-eyed peas are welcomed at dinner and who else has them but Will.i.am.

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Will.i.am's Black Eyed Peas - Usually cooked on New Year's for good luck, black-eyed peas are welcomed at dinner and who else has them but Will.i.am.

Kelis' Milkshake - Kelis's milkshake will bring both boys and girls to the dinner table.

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Kelis' Milkshake - Kelis's milkshake will bring both boys and girls to the dinner table.

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Jay-Z, Alicia Keys Scratch World Cup Anthem Plans - New York superstars Jay-Z and Alicia Keys won’t be writing an anthem for the World Cup as originally planned. After Keys announced that she would be performing at the games this June, the two, planned to write an anthem for the World Cup Games. But it seems as if the pair doesn’t know enough about soccer to write the song. “If we did a record about soccer it would be obvious we didn’t know much more about the sport than who David Beckham is,” Keys told London’s “The Sun” paper.

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Big Apple Cider - Representing New York to the fullest, Alicia Keys and Jay-Z would bring the Big Apple cider to wash things down.

Drake's Cake - What would Thanksgiving be without Drake with a little cake to satisfy everyone's appetite.

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Drake's Cake - What would Thanksgiving be without Drake with a little cake to satisfy everyone's appetite.

Diddy's Cheesecake - He may make everyone walk to the kitchen to get it themselves, but Diddy would be expected to bring his famous cheesecake.

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Diddy's Cheesecake - He may make everyone walk to the kitchen to get it themselves, but Diddy would be expected to bring his famous cheesecake.

T-Pain's Jive Turkey - The turkey is to be provided by T-Pain.

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T-Pain's Jive Turkey - The turkey is to be provided by T-Pain.

Raekwon The Chef - The entire meal would be prepared by the Wu's own Raekwon The Chef.

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Raekwon The Chef - The entire meal would be prepared by the Wu's own Raekwon The Chef.