Don't You Dare: 10 Reasons Why a Prince Biopic Can Never Happen
A Prince biopic? Don't. Just don't.
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Purple Tears - It hasn’t been a full week since Prince passed away, and there are already the semi-joking rumblings of a biopic. As any fan of the Purple One knows, Prince led an incredibly private life — punctuated with exceptional community service and activism where he didn’t require a giant billboard of his good deeds, he simply just did them. Above all though, Prince was in a class by himself musically, aesthetically, and personality-wise. You don’t ruin all that with a biopic. Here are 10 reasons why a Prince biopic CANNOT and SHOULD NOT happen. Take our advice on this one, please. – Kathy Iandoli (Photo: Photoshot, PacificCoastNews)
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Look at the Current Track Record of Biopics - Do we even want to go there? With the Lifetime biopics being hit or miss (no diss, but you know this is like multiple misses and maybe one hit), coupled with the backlash Zoe Saldana has already received from Nina, this could go all wrong pretty quickly. (Photo: Michael Putland/Getty Images)
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Would It Even Get Off the Ground? - What happens if we get our hopes up, they cast some super awesome actor to play Prince and it doesn’t happen or barely gains recognition? Remember when Pink was supposed to play Janis Joplin? Where did that go? Andre 3000 as Jimi Hendrix? That didn’t hit. The disappointment would ensue if we ended up actually wanting the biopic and it didn't deliver. (Photo: Photoshot, PacificCoastNews)
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Who Would Be Cast as The Purple One? - Where would they find someone who could fill Prince's purple shoes? They would have to comb through every single film studio on the Earth (and possibly beyond) to even find someone with the amount of talent it would take to even attempt to replicate the magic of one Prince Rogers Nelson. It's almost impossible. (Photo: Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
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Costume Designers Using the Thread of Gods - We all know that Prince's family would never donate his Princely robes for this imaginary biopic, and chances are no designer would want to touch this one. Prince was/is a style icon, so if a film were to come out, the wardrobe would have to be divine. (Photo: Marc S Canter/Michael Ochs Archives/Getty Images)
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