Nelly's Funniest Quotes

Nellyville moments that will never get old.

Nelly's Funniest Quotes - Nelly's known to love a laugh or two. We've placed his quotable clips in one place for you to get a laugh, too.   (Photo: Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images for BET)

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Nelly's Funniest Quotes - Nelly's known to love a laugh or two. We've placed his quotable clips in one place for you to get a laugh, too. (Photo: Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images for BET)

'I Need an Uncle Like [Me]. Where Do You Find Those Uncles?' - Having a candid talk with Lil' Shawn about his many privileges.   (Photo: Bennett Raglin/BET/Getty Images for BET)

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'I Need an Uncle Like [Me]. Where Do You Find Those Uncles?' - Having a candid talk with Lil' Shawn about his many privileges. (Photo: Bennett Raglin/BET/Getty Images for BET)

'I Didn't Know Bahamas [Meant] Stop. That's a New One!'  - Talking to Miss Jackson about code words.   (Photo: Cooper Neill/Getty Images)

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'I Didn't Know Bahamas [Meant] Stop. That's a New One!'  - Talking to Miss Jackson about code words. (Photo: Cooper Neill/Getty Images)

'You Know, I Don't Know If That's the Class That I Want You to Get an A+ In, Sex Ed.' - When Nana mentions that she's taking up a biology-like course in school.   (Photo: Newsmakers via Getty Images)

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'You Know, I Don't Know If That's the Class That I Want You to Get an A+ In, Sex Ed.' - When Nana mentions that she's taking up a biology-like course in school. (Photo: Newsmakers via Getty Images)

'Decided to Get Shantel a Little Extra Security, So I Got Her a Dog. You Know Man's Best Friend. That's My Dog, Literally.' - Nelly talking about his precious dog Leo.   (Photo: George Pimentel/WireImage)

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'Decided to Get Shantel a Little Extra Security, So I Got Her a Dog. You Know Man's Best Friend. That's My Dog, Literally.' - Nelly talking about his precious dog Leo. (Photo: George Pimentel/WireImage)

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'Twerk Class?!!? You Ain't Taking My Baby to No Twerk Class. You Can Sure Go to Twerk Class. You Make Sure You Don't Miss a Day.' - He put his foot down!  (Photo: Bennett Raglin/BET/Getty Images for BET)

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'Twerk Class?!!? You Ain't Taking My Baby to No Twerk Class. You Can Sure Go to Twerk Class. You Make Sure You Don't Miss a Day.' - He put his foot down! (Photo: Bennett Raglin/BET/Getty Images for BET)

'[Come on] Ketchup, Mustard!' - That awkward moment that Nelly makes Lil' Shawn and Shad dress in yellow and red velour jogging suits.   (Photo: Bennett Raglin/BET/Getty Images for BET)

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'[Come on] Ketchup, Mustard!' - That awkward moment that Nelly makes Lil' Shawn and Shad dress in yellow and red velour jogging suits. (Photo: Bennett Raglin/BET/Getty Images for BET)

'Nick [Cannon] Is Cool, but When It Comes to My Daughter and My Girl, He Gon' Have to Watch Himself...Mister N'credible.' - Nick betta lay low!  (Photo: Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

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'Nick [Cannon] Is Cool, but When It Comes to My Daughter and My Girl, He Gon' Have to Watch Himself...Mister N'credible.' - Nick betta lay low! (Photo: Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

'[In My Day] Turnip Was a Vegetable. - Nelly on the current state of slang.   (Photo: Scott Gries/Getty Images)

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'[In My Day] Turnip Was a Vegetable. - Nelly on the current state of slang. (Photo: Scott Gries/Getty Images)

'Hopefully I Instilled in My Girls the Best Bum Guy Alarm Possible.' - It wouldn't be Nelly if he wasnt a protective dad.   (Photo: Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images for BET)

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'Hopefully I Instilled in My Girls the Best Bum Guy Alarm Possible.' - It wouldn't be Nelly if he wasnt a protective dad. (Photo: Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images for BET)

"Not in My Begonias!" - Said by Nelly to Lil' Shawn while they play a friendly game of b-ball.   (Photo: Dilip Vishwanat/Getty Images)

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"Not in My Begonias!" - Said by Nelly to Lil' Shawn while they play a friendly game of b-ball. (Photo: Dilip Vishwanat/Getty Images)